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# Parallelogram Back Potato Salad
but of course. Same to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
#
[http://www.b3ta.com/board/8614937]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# [*rubs thighs*}
SPAM SPAM SPAM

www.b3ta.com/links/B3ta_Book_of_the_dead
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I've gone for colour AND black and white...
not only that, I've even zomb'ed myself while not working...

I'm more than a little enthusiastic about this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I still haven't uploaded yours, sorry love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# s'ok, I can wait...
in the meantime, I'll send you my self mutilated effort... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# [I mght send you a pic if your thighs don't mind ;?) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# {my thighs miss the attention you lavish upon them, they'd adore it]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# [pic or it didn't happen /ac]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# [you were there, you plum]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Gaz'd Jesse a fairly rubbish source pic yesterday.
He said he'd have a go with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Yeah, everyone's gazzing Jesse.
Captain shunning bastards.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# You weren't around yesterday!
...I thought you'd be divvying the jobs up between the two of you anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Remember the lyrics.
I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
Captain is all around me
And so my willy grows
I feel it in my bin
It's everywhere I go
so if you really love her
Come on and send her pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# *capitulates*
...like I said it's a pretty rubbish source, but I don't have any decent pics on the work computer...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I can Gaz you. why are we gazzing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# sending me and Jesse pictures of yourselves
so we can turn you into zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# can I?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# You can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Cap'n!
'ello there...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Wotcher duderino
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# You know that £16k job in Ayelsbury....
I might be interested after all... even with the commute.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Well yes, but it's £14K
and you're too late. Sorry matey, I was forced to hire a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# today I am resigning
I must be nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# You must be, your job sounds nicer than mine
can I do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# What are you resigning from and do they pay you before your bills come out?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Fuck.
Any other positions going?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# If there were
first dibs'd probably go to my partner, who lost his job yesterday (company was liquidated)

That's so selfish, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# More than understandable...
I've no idea what state my company is in, but we've had bailiff round a couple of weeks ago, and now we've not been paid.

If there's TWO jobs going, you know where I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Sounds like yours is going the same way
get thyself to Tesco.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# But... but... I've got TALENT!
WHY CAN NO-ONE SEE THIS?

*thinks*

yeah, alright, Tesco it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# So's he
but money's money, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# This is true...
Kind of scuppers any plans I may have been making with Lady and Mini Doom though...

*attempts to quell rising fury with cream cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Always the way, mate.
Just so you know, my dad was made redundant when the interest rates were 15%. My mum somehow managed on her own salary, which was £40 per month less than the mortgage, after tax.

Everything will be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I'm sure we'll be alright...
It's convincing Lady Doom of that that's the problem...

Still, 50% b3ta, 50% job apps for the rest of the day.... I'm sure I'll get something...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# zomgs
I'm pretty fed up with mine too. want to form a creative marketing consultancy anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# We've been over this already...
Let's do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# heh
we need clients too

"IDEAS get yr fresh ideas here, copy written, images created, brands enhanced; two pahnd a pahnd"
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *shoves manwife at Saccharine*
He's a designer, he knows print like the back of his hand and he'll work his arse off.

Unlike me, who thinks she's a designer, can barely spell print and will work only for incentives like cups of coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Excellent, so I've got audio and video, Cap'n Manwife has got design and print, Saccharine has everything else...
let's rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# OI
What do I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# You are chief punishment officer.
If anyone steps out of line, BLAM!

I think 25% each profit share should do nicely, and all the coffee we can drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# secretary?
*braces for severe beating


Whatever you think you'd be good at, Bags i client-side lead generation, communiations, copywriting and idea farming.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I would make a good secretary
I'm an administrative GENIUS.

Who's qualified in customer services, which is a giggle as people don't think you can get qualifications in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# i am not an admin/details person
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# No, everyone else
gets to do the exciting stuff and muggins is stuck making it so you can do it legally and to a specified format/schedule.

Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# This is perfect...
audio visual, design and print, admin and customer service AND sales type lead generating...

If it helps, I know a web genius graphic designer and a computer geek capable of impressive tech trickery as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I hate good ideas
that i haven't got the balls to follow through on.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I wouldn't normally have the balls either...
but I'm feeling quite inspired at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# haha
that's a full team.

That'd be hillarious.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Like a dream come true, you mean
working with three people I know I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# lo m'am
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Hello sir
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# my kitty is a'scared
after quite a long time in a cage the flat must seem vereh big.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Awww ittle kittum.
Gives it love from it's Auntie Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# will do,
it's very affectionate, loves fuss, but doesn't love new place yet. Although mercifully she found the litter box ok.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Oh good, that's one thing you don't have to worry about then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# i think you'd probably find a house-cat quite easily
at a local rescue joint.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# It's the catflap issue.
I'd want them to be able to get out. What if there was a fire or something? :-(

I'm very paranoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)
# get a cat that doesn't smoke or use chip-pans
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# *runs to potatoshop*
*has no skills*
*runs back*

what'd I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# very little
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)