you're ugly!
cat's are pretty. i make sexy time with them
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:54,
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there is something about that cat that makes me think it is talking in a Marlon Brando voice....
and i just know that is gonna be my stats quote tomorrow....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:53,
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Marlon Brando?
or Marlon Brando/the godfather?
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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:55,
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my cat complains
that it is still hungry, no matter how much we feed it. Greedy fecker, it burps when it's eating because it gobbles too fast.
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:58,
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"you smell of human cunt"
"you smell of human cunt"
"you smell of human cunt"
"you smell of human cunt"
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:00,
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