[anything] the [anything] = instank wank euphemism
:D
For Instant Wank Euphemism® just add bodily fluid and shake vigorously.
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:27,
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Sure!
I'd do it for free if you purchased one in a public place.
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:29,
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Medical grade silicon?
Wouldn't that be a bit hard?
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:30,
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i'm no expert but...
i don't think you'd want him all floppy like his hair ;)
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daf 's been photoshopping real life again,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:37,
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Pfffft!
I like the lady's not for turning comment
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:31,
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thanks...
had to slip it in, if you'll pardon the pun
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daf 's been photoshopping real life again,
Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:49,
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