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# 'stuff this up yer thatcher!'
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# m-m-m-matisse-ons
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Shame you couldn't make his hair look like it was kinda greasy,
hehehe!
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Ahahaha
nice one.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# ermmmm...
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# [anything] the [anything] = instank wank euphemism
:D


For Instant Wank Euphemism® just add bodily fluid and shake vigorously.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# would you fuck that?
how about for a quid?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Sure!
I'd do it for free if you purchased one in a public place.
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Medical grade silicon?
Wouldn't that be a bit hard?
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# i'm no expert but...
i don't think you'd want him all floppy like his hair ;)
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# yeah, but a quartz dildo? Sounds pricey.

(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Pfffft!

I like the lady's not for turning comment
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# thanks...
had to slip it in, if you'll pardon the pun
(, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)