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[challenge entry] i find your lack of chewy treats disturbing...

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(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# "have you got 10p dad?"
btw

i find it quite refreshing that you reply to every post after your pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# "Luke, I am not your bank manager!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# i find your lack of teeth equally disturbing...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# ha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# GUMBALLS !
I click/liked your weeeeeeeeeeeee ow too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# thankee kindly :)
always nice to know my silliness is appreciated
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
# It also reminds me of my bowler fanatic . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:17, archived)
# HEY, PAULA
MAYBE YOU CAN JUST TRY SHITTING YOURSELF AND CRYING AGAIN.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1041601/Paula-If-I-dont-win-I-got-bitten-spider.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# ha, what? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# "hey hey Paula"
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Spiders R Deadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)
# deadly spiders r spiders and deadly
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)
# a woo a yay
and a why not hey?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# ha, awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
# chars, durleng
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)
# BALL TOO EASY

(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Thrillerrrrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# /gumb -all
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:00, archived)
# forrest?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Hahaha.

I'm writing a vaguely serious albeit ridiculous article about the discordance in free expression between faithed and secular people, citing examples of religious free expression which are exempt from dress codes as opposed to the none secular examples.

You have no idea how tempting it is to draw a picture of a woman walking into work wearing a Muhammed bomb as one of the illustrations. Damn you b3ta!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
# for anything in particular?
or just for arts sake?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Arts sake I suppose.
Given that my own power of self publication is at best limited.

I honestly can't think of anything to draw for the two illustrations now, they're usually something silly but this was unnaturally serious which makes things difficult.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)
# are you after using your own stuff?
if not, the one that got printed in that magazine that started all the ruckus might work
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Well the illustration I did for the last article was a adult cowboy riding one of those electric kids rides you get outside supermarkets.
Except the little pay bit said LIFE, and he was riding a coffin.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)
# for a moment there i read that as 'electric kids'
honestly, i don't know, but i'd be keen to read when it's finished
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
# I've not let anyone from b3ta onto the stuff due to writing under a pseudonym.
It's not something I really want to associate with, not because it's necessarily offensive but because it's that sort of satire you want to base purely on the fictional characters you write which are writing it.

Also I just thought about a girl's ample chest with a cross dangling across the cleavage, but with an actual struggling dying Jesus bleeding into her cleavage. But I think that's a bit strong, plus it would mean having a massive cross on the page which isn't great either.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Squirrels with tits

vs

Squirrels without tits
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
# vs squirrels with tits and cocks
?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
# draw a man nailing his cock to a table
thas how i free up my expression any way.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:06, archived)
# ^this for the win
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)
# What size nails do you use . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Is that one of those vague statements which only really makes tertially level innuendo sense?
Because if it is...*shakes fist*

That's a signifier that I'd punch you...not wank you off.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:08, archived)
# I just remember it as an extreme example of freedom of expression
while i was studying philosophy. positing the question how far does freedom of expression go.

I felt people should be allowed to nail their cock to things in the street if they so wished as the punishment is kinda implicit in the action.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Like this?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:35, archived)
# christ
how hairy are his legs?!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Easy, my legs aren't far off that.
Fucking typical, once I finish the sodding thing, draw the drawings, scan them in, the fucking uploaded goes to shit in a bag. Oh well, I'm going to sleep.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:45, archived)
# A for effort :)
nite!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:55, archived)
# LET'S NOT EVEN START ABOUT ATHEIST QUAKERS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)
# ...now son...don't eat too many treats before destroying planets...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# "but mother, Leia will smell my foul stench!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# er...
Wazowski!
(SillyMoo, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Fuck.
Yes.

Click.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 7:30, archived)