still it's a better gimmick than Gary 'LOOK AT MY WACKY HAIR!!!!' Rhodes
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Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:12,
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I wonder what will be next
The deformed chef, perhaps? A chef with downs syndrome?
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Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:14,
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dwarf chef
all you ever see are two little hands above the countertop
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Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:17,
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Nah, that's just him
trying to stand upright after eating a fistful of hensbane.
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Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:21,
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But..
He's almost spherical how can you tell which way up he is?
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Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:25,
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He's almost spherical how can you tell which way up he is?
already been done
Anthony Worral Thompson (also with the deformed)
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Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:39,
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did anyone else ever used to confuse garry rhodes and nigel kennedy?
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Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:18,
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yep
they occupy the same part of my brain labled "attention seeking, spikey haired tosser"
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Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:19,
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i was watching bill bailey on DVD the other day and he was saying the scariest heckle he ever got was a quiet voice from the back saying
stand still!
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Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:21,
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Garry "look at my wacky hair" Rhodes is supremely better as a tv cook
because he's not as much of a stupid prick as Ainsley Harriot. Far less of a wanker than Jamie Oliver. Less condescending than Delia Smith. Not at all tarty, like Nigella Lawson. And far more reasonable at actually presenting a cooking show than Ramsey. Ramsey doesn't cook. He throws the pots around and swears at people.
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Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:20,
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her dad's called Nigel how egocentric do you have to be to call your daughter after yourself?
especially if you are named Nigel.
it would be like calling my daughter Simonella.
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Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:25,
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it would be like calling my daughter Simonella.
i know, i did very briefly consider it, but i imagine i would have been shot down by mrs monstrinho.
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Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:31,
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Thanks to I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue
she's called "Thatfatgita Lawson" to me.
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Wed 6 Aug 2008, 12:07,
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...
Does that mean Salman Rushdie daughter would be called Salmanella?
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Wed 6 Aug 2008, 12:07,
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i don't care if she's naked in my bedroom i still want to gag her.
she annoys all hell out of me simply by opening her cocksucker.
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Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:26,
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Gary Rhodes
has wacky hair becuase he has a plate in his haid from a road accident when he was younger, and the only hairstyles he now has available to him make him look like a prick, so he just decided to choose one and stick with it.
No doubt some marketing prick's since told him it's a 'marketable identifier' and not to change it.
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Wed 6 Aug 2008, 12:26,
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No doubt some marketing prick's since told him it's a 'marketable identifier' and not to change it.