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# You can use the edit button instead of deleting a thread.
please read the faq, it will tell you everything everyone tells you in this thread, plus more, minus the swearing.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# But there can be inventive swearing:
Nutbollocks
TwatFuck
PloddyBrick
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Yes!
Velcroface.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Fishsticks!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# SOAPY CUMSTREAKS!
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# PLASTIC VICAR.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# LESBIAN SEAGULL
credit: Engelbert Humperdinck
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# YOU'RE ONE BIG LONG EYEBROW COW.*
*Me and my mate Dave heard some kids say this once as we were on our way out of a physics class. I still can't really imagine how some lower years came up with it.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# physics pffft
does de widdle ttssattsr know wut happens when one dwops a apple?
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Depends if you drop it in to a time helix.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Umm..
DON'T PATRONISE ME YOU DICKLESS CUNT.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# haha! dickless cunt is surely a tautology.
*patronises ttssattsr some more*
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Surely there's some trains you need to be looking at right now?
Go do that.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# you'er gunna love my new 'steams' horse :)
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# "Put that down or I'll break your nose you fucking prick"
was my favourite from school as it was said by the poshest schoolkid you could imagine.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Haha, off the cuff swearing will never cease to entertain.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Spunktrumpet!
:D
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# haha
pfft.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# LOLOL
@PloddyBrick
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)