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# Resizes and apologises on knees
You now have 10 nudges Photobucket
(Wibih, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Pfft.
Congrats.

Try and remember to keep your images about that size for next time :)

(static images are ideally 50kb or under)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# while you're down there...*unzips*
much better, but it's better to edit...
:) have a click.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# You can use the edit button instead of deleting a thread.
please read the faq, it will tell you everything everyone tells you in this thread, plus more, minus the swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# But there can be inventive swearing:
Nutbollocks
TwatFuck
PloddyBrick
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Yes!
Velcroface.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Fishsticks!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# SOAPY CUMSTREAKS!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# PLASTIC VICAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# LESBIAN SEAGULL
credit: Engelbert Humperdinck
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# YOU'RE ONE BIG LONG EYEBROW COW.*
*Me and my mate Dave heard some kids say this once as we were on our way out of a physics class. I still can't really imagine how some lower years came up with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# physics pffft
does de widdle ttssattsr know wut happens when one dwops a apple?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Depends if you drop it in to a time helix.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Umm..
DON'T PATRONISE ME YOU DICKLESS CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# haha! dickless cunt is surely a tautology.
*patronises ttssattsr some more*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Surely there's some trains you need to be looking at right now?
Go do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# you'er gunna love my new 'steams' horse :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# "Put that down or I'll break your nose you fucking prick"
was my favourite from school as it was said by the poshest schoolkid you could imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Haha, off the cuff swearing will never cease to entertain.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Spunktrumpet!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# haha
pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# LOLOL
@PloddyBrick
(Wibih, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Haha, okay here's the low down, noobie.
Thread deleting is much worse than an oversized file. It's a bit rude if people were having a chat in your thread. So in future, pleaaaase use the EDIT button. Other than that, read the FAQ, and WELCOME!

I still rather enjoy your pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# he's been here over a year...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# If he's like me
he signed up ages ago, and only came back recently (I've been here properly for about a year)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# GINGER!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Your cock is a chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# haha is it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Supposedly, but no one's ever seen it, so we can't be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I've seen it.
My mum dad and granny have seen it. no one but me has seen it erect and thus do not know what they are missing out on.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Not much?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# a variety
of inexplicably obtained sexual diseases?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# they are also missing out on so much than just my willy.
which is of a satisfactory size.

I just love my rate cock pics. they make me feel huge!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I signed up, and posted my first picture the following tuesday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I did too, but then I buggered off for about 3 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# me too, sad isn't it.
christ means I signed up in December. That's a lot later than I thought. :S I lurked accountless for longer than I thought.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 9 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)