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# it wouldn't be you as the victim, you're a good person.
it would be someone who is nasty and makes people want to behead them.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:20, archived)
# aye there's the rub
other people may not measure me as a good person, but as a person they wish to behead.

I think this will generalise, such that: for every person, Bob, there probably exists another person who values Bob as good, and another person that wishes to chop Bob's head off.

(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:26, archived)
# of course, i do understand that.
but i still get in these moods a lot, when some ignorant simpleton breaks 48 rules of the standard social contract and then becomes loud and rude when gently told that s/he is being a problem. these are the people who i suspect are being beheaded, not the ones who are just mild pains in the ass.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:30, archived)
# oh yeah I see that every day.
although I don't normally carry a machete.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:32, archived)
# i always carry a knife.
a few years ago i was stopped by the cops and they asked if i had any weapons. "just a knife," i said. they asked why and i told them i'd carried a jacknife every day since i was a little kid. i don't think they got it, but a swiss army knife is tough to kill people.

thankfully i'm a determined person.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:39, archived)
# same here, but mine's only got a blade length of a couple of inches.
I'm sure there's a length gag waiting to be done...
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:44, archived)
# Nothing peaks people's hind-brain responses like being in a confined space on a dangerous machine with noisy smelly strangers.
On a purely biological level it can be understood as a survival instinct. But you'd have to be seriously negleted and isolated as a person to get as far as that guy.
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:32, archived)
# I've never been quite sure who's fault it is for being socially isolated.
I'm fairly social isolated, by comparison a social 'norm'. Is it my fault for not really instantly liking people? Is it other people's fault for ignoring me?
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:35, archived)
# Usually the parents I think.
*hug*
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:37, archived)
# hahaha, too easy...
*gropes arse*
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 7:39, archived)