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# Fuck!
and giggle.

''Family members believe at this point it is a medical condition that might have led to his death,' a police spokesman said...'

No shit?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:12, archived)
# "Doctors say his death resulted in the loss of his life."
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:16, archived)
# that would do it
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:16, archived)
# "It's likely to be permanent."
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:17, archived)
# "Issac Hayes died three times last week. Doctors are keeping him over night under observation in case it happens for a fourth time"
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)
# actually, the treadmill he was on was possessed...
...it consumed his soul, his lifeless body fell to the floor in a crumpled heap, and he now suffers an eternity of torment at the hands of the Cenobites.

For the BBC news guys, "medical condition" was simply easier to type.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:16, archived)
# Oi! My brother is a BBC news guy.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:18, archived)
# I read that as "News gay" for split second
*sniggers
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:18, archived)
# Haha.
News gay works too.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)
# hahah, so did I....
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:21, archived)
# No he's not
He sells fish and chips wrapped in a newspaper:P
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)
# How does he smell?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:22, archived)
# with his nose.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:24, archived)
# does he speak in metaphors?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:21, archived)
# well dur!
state the obvious why don't you?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:18, archived)
# Don't worry, the adventure club will rebuild him.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)