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(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:02, archived)
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(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:08, archived)
# chefs dead
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:10, archived)
# Fuck!
and giggle.

'"Family members believe at this point it is a medical condition that might have led to his death," a police spokesman said...'

No shit?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:12, archived)
# "Doctors say his death resulted in the loss of his life."
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:16, archived)
# that would do it
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:16, archived)
# "It's likely to be permanent."
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:17, archived)
# "Issac Hayes died three times last week. Doctors are keeping him over night under observation in case it happens for a fourth time"
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)
# actually, the treadmill he was on was possessed...
...it consumed his soul, his lifeless body fell to the floor in a crumpled heap, and he now suffers an eternity of torment at the hands of the Cenobites.

For the BBC news guys, "medical condition" was simply easier to type.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:16, archived)
# Oi! My brother is a BBC news guy.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:18, archived)
# I read that as "News gay" for split second
*sniggers
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:18, archived)
# Haha.
News gay works too.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)
# hahah, so did I....
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:21, archived)
# No he's not
He sells fish and chips wrapped in a newspaper:P
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)
# How does he smell?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:22, archived)
# with his nose.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:24, archived)
# does he speak in metaphors?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:21, archived)
# well dur!
state the obvious why don't you?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:18, archived)
# Don't worry, the adventure club will rebuild him.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Noooooo!
Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes in the same weekend? Gutted :(
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Balls
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:10, archived)
# has anyone done a shaft theme post yet?
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:13, archived)
# yes lower down
*lazy arse
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:16, archived)
# bugger, I thought there might have been a chance...
and I could have done it.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:17, archived)
# thought i'd slip it in on the gayshift so i can go "binfuckindun" to all the sun lovers
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Ah yes, but in the image above, you used an unpleasant font.
Therefore I refer you to the faq and post a 249kB fail animation.
/dayshift
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:23, archived)
# It isnt that font ....therefore..you fail sir!!!
*know your fonts!
.
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.It is just as ugly though, but then again it goes with the maggots
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:26, archived)
# YOU MISSED AN APOSTOPHE YOU VILE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING
Oh and *huuuuuuuuuuugs*

That's enough of dayshift for me. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:27, archived)
# me too..........the daylight.......it burnsssssss
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:30, archived)
# I really hope at least one newspaper has the headline "Oh my God, they killed Chef!"
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:23, archived)
# YOU BASTARDS!
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:25, archived)
# hahahahhahhahhha
NUTS FP
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 8:26, archived)