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# i spent far too long doing this for no real reason


(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:50, archived)
# OH NO. FLASH BACKGROUND GAVE HIS BRAIN HURTS
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:52, archived)
# i do not care for your safety.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:55, archived)
# OUCH: MY SAFETY GLAND.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:57, archived)
# do you still require my assistance?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:59, archived)
# I do, if you're offering.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:59, archived)
# i don't know what you're trying to do
what are you using?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Well, I use Microsoft Gif animator... which isn't so.. advanced.
It kicked out a 6 frame gif as 600kb, and I just need it down to a postable size.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:02, archived)
# send it to
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:06, archived)
# no! send it to me!
i'll make it look like crap. for free!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Free?
That's a little out of my range right now.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:34, archived)
# jump high for the food stamp, boy!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:48, archived)
# I HAVENT EATEN FOR AN HOUR, DON'T TEASE ME :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:59, archived)
# aw, poor guy.
i have some lovely beans here, would you like some?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:09, archived)
# Yes please, postbear. :)))))))))))))))))))))))))0
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:17, archived)
# PSYCH!
THE BEANS ARE MINE.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:35, archived)
# yeah, I use that too.
 
One has to do a lot of pissing about to get things to a sensible file size.
So when I fuck something up, THAT'S IT, BABY
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:10, archived)
# Normally it's okay as I tend to animate stupid paint stuff.
BUT AS SOON AS I TRY ACTUAL PHOTO MANIPULATION... 4897489kB on my ass.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:13, archived)
# yeah well I usually start with a base image and make a reduced solid palette of about 32 colours
and cut out the bits and pieces that change and use the X,Y controls so that they appear in the right places.

ashally.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:16, archived)
# AT WHAT POINT DO YOU ADD IN THE BATS?
THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:17, archived)
# Oh, you know.. a little bat here, a little bat there.
 


here and there, mostly.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:18, archived)
# how nice.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# METAMORPHOSE.
MESSE POUR LE TEMPS PRESENT.

PSYCHE ROCK THE INVISIBLE MIX BY WILLIAM ORBIT.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:28, archived)
# Advanced usage.
OKAY, 6AM. BEDTIME. NIGHT NIGHTSHIFT.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:19, archived)
# OR, YOU COULD STICK YOUR DICK IN A TOASTER
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:22, archived)
# yes.. we require ten assistants, preferably Swedish..
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:59, archived)
# No! None for you. Not after you broke your last set.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:02, archived)
# open up, it's the pigs!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:09, archived)
# FORTUNE CITY, YOU'RE SO ... SHI-LAME.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:17, archived)
# What the FUCK
GET SOME FUCKING PRIORITIES. PUT SAFETY AT NUMBER ONE.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 7:47, archived)
# interesting that she is about to suck 2 cocks off
I hear the japs love that shit.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# oh no!
I appear to be holding Mr Blobby's penis between my amputated wrists.

(woo)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:54, archived)
# She is scared.
Cute too.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:54, archived)
# CYLON PACK RAPE: IMMINENT
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 4:55, archived)
# his grave.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:18, archived)
# japanese blonds always look weird.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:31, archived)
#
weird like fucking idiots.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:37, archived)
# Dyslexia, are you being controversial again?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:39, archived)
# nnno.
just annoying.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:08, archived)
# there's a small percentage of east-asian kids here who have adopted the trappings of urban black culture.
and, they frequently dye their hair blond. they are so extreme they seem like over-the-top parodies - pants with 50" waistbands on skinny kids, ballcaps twisted into moebius shapes, the most ridiculous collections of 'bling' that make mr. t seem understated. it's bizarre, and they're always fobs rather than cbcs, so they have thick accents to boot.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 5:48, archived)
# how grand.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:26, archived)
# I just read your bus rage story.
 
that's horrific and awesome in equal measure.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:30, archived)
# heh, did you read other stories about it?
the killer also ate parts of the guy he decapitated and had a baggie of innards he was munching on when the police got him.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:35, archived)
# hahahah how awesome.
this seems like a future version of a friend of mine.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:39, archived)
# i hope you're encouraging him/her.
i wish i had a friend who was a crazy killer.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 6:42, archived)
# he's a brilliant artist guy. i think i've shown some of his work on here before.
here's a collaboration between the two of us:

(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 7:16, archived)
# Thats super Dave:)
But she appears to have a drooping penis instead of a mouth.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:22, archived)
# It's....TUESDAY!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 8:45, archived)
# a small Cock or three?
I see 3 cocks in this picture
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Run!
Red lasers!!!!!Aiiiiiii!Run!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)