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# that pond must be quite deep.
I would suggest a modest railing if you ever have visitors with small children that they like.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# nah it's a myth put about by Greenpeace and the WWF
Whales can actually survive in 6ft of water and don't need a lot of space.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# good to know
*files for future reference*
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# It's true
they're also incredibly stupid but mighty good eating!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
#
eating research
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
#
research fuck it in the blow hole
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# fuck it in the blow hole
and then eat it

for research
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# now you are Japanese!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I think I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# now you're not
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# this is a good game
How about if I do this
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Jappier
.... jappier
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwww
Korean - better luck next time.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I wonder if there's a correlation between how stupid something is
and how good it is to eat... hmmmm

sheep - stupid - nice to eat
... Chimp - clever - not nice to eat
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Then the french have got it right
with their horse eating.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Horses are very clever!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Balderdash!
Never has such a dumb animal been so badly over-revered

by teenage girls who love all that powerful meat bouncing between their legs
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE HORSES!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# YOU LOVE FUCKING HORSES?
You doity poivert!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Now you're just twisting my sentences ;)
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
#
sentences titties
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# horses are among the stupidest of all the animals
after the moronic rhino and the ignorant tit
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I accept your point regarding the ignorance of the common Tit.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ignorant tit
made me cough up blood with laughter
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# :D
although blood isn't good, unless it's on the inside... or in a pudding.

Them's the rules.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# you'd need a bloody big plate
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# but what do they ride home
from the restaurant?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Giant snails

with wheels of garlic
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# of course
the French public transport system
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# you can drown in 3" of water
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# if you are only 2" tall

3" of water is enough for me to spawn in too.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# not if you have a 7inch nose
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Not if you do a cock push up!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# not if you're on your back.
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Pish tosh logical man!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# but... I'm not in my costume!
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I will always recognise my foe!
For I am Existentialist Boy!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Surely you only think you are existentialist boy?
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Damn! I have been foiled again!
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# my allies are legion
mwa ha ha ha ha
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# yes
I bet I could drown you on your back...
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# it's not a challenge
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# and certainly not if you're on your feet
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I didn't say you wouldn't have to be
monumentally stupid or try really hard - I said it was within the realms of possibility
(, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)