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# If you have a pond,
Consider stocking it with Whales, they provide an interesting talking point.


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# that pond must be quite deep.
I would suggest a modest railing if you ever have visitors with small children that they like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# nah it's a myth put about by Greenpeace and the WWF
Whales can actually survive in 6ft of water and don't need a lot of space.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# good to know
*files for future reference*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# It's true
they're also incredibly stupid but mighty good eating!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
#
eating research
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
#
research fuck it in the blow hole
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# fuck it in the blow hole
and then eat it

for research
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# now you are Japanese!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I think I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# now you're not
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# this is a good game
How about if I do this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Jappier
.... jappier
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwww
Korean - better luck next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I wonder if there's a correlation between how stupid something is
and how good it is to eat... hmmmm

sheep - stupid - nice to eat
... Chimp - clever - not nice to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Then the french have got it right
with their horse eating.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Horses are very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Balderdash!
Never has such a dumb animal been so badly over-revered

by teenage girls who love all that powerful meat bouncing between their legs
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE HORSES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# YOU LOVE FUCKING HORSES?
You doity poivert!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Now you're just twisting my sentences ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
#
sentences titties
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# horses are among the stupidest of all the animals
after the moronic rhino and the ignorant tit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I accept your point regarding the ignorance of the common Tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ignorant tit
made me cough up blood with laughter
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# :D
although blood isn't good, unless it's on the inside... or in a pudding.

Them's the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# you'd need a bloody big plate
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# but what do they ride home
from the restaurant?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Giant snails

with wheels of garlic
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# of course
the French public transport system
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# you can drown in 3" of water
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# if you are only 2" tall

3" of water is enough for me to spawn in too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# not if you have a 7inch nose
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Not if you do a cock push up!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# not if you're on your back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Pish tosh logical man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# but... I'm not in my costume!
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I will always recognise my foe!
For I am Existentialist Boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Surely you only think you are existentialist boy?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Damn! I have been foiled again!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# my allies are legion
mwa ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# yes
I bet I could drown you on your back...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# it's not a challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# and certainly not if you're on your feet
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I didn't say you wouldn't have to be
monumentally stupid or try really hard - I said it was within the realms of possibility
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# *takes Advice*
*Steals Orca*
*realises he doesn't have a pond*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# A deep puddle will suffice
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# When does a puddle become a pond?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# How Zen...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Not out....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# once you have the whale in it
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# "A whale maketh a pond"
"A puddle maketh your feet wet"
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# ponds are deliberate
puddles are inadvertant.
And a puddle becomes a pool when it's either:
a) So wide that a good robust leap from a lithe girl of mid-20's age is no longer sufficient to reliably clear it
or
b) It becomes deep enough that a wellington boot is no longer protection.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# SCIENCE!
I like it

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# when it's a jar...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# But I has no Rain here either :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# gah
get thee to Edinburgh - the city is full of soggy people who are red in the face from laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# London had biblical torrents of skyjuice this morning
I got very wet indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# hmm what's the liquid called that runs down the windows of the
central line trains in rush hour?

Commuter Juice?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Yes, but it's not juice that comes from the commuters
TfL spray it on in the mornings to stop commuters sticking to the sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# This is where I am inclined to disagree with you.
However, it did go mental last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# oh believe me
in north london at 8.10 - i.e. the exact time I need to leave the house - it was raining so hard I couldn't see my feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Serves you right for living the wrong side of the river my man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I know this to be true as I went up
there the summer before last :)

I should be up there again soon too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# The snail and the whale
This is a story of a tiny snail
and a great big grey blue humpbacked whale
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# google/cr3ate
"fish and bird" by Tom Waits. It's toe-tappingly tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Keeps the mason's busy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# excellent advice

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)