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# You wanna have a giggle. I wouldn't put this past a b3tard!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/7555918.stm
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Oooh,
that old dear looks so pleased. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)
# She looks
fucking evil....
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I think it's the mouth.
Is it just me or does she look like she doesn't have any teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Doesn't appear
to have any eyes either
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# This is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# The gnome kinda looks like
'Get the fuck OFF me you old bat'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# And I loves
where I puts it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# In her front lawn?
GETTIT?! :D LADYGARDEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# AHAHAHa!
Cause you really mean fanny right? RIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# GIGGLE. FRONT BOTTOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Beef curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I think in her case it's more like 2 week old cordonbleu chicken curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
Stiltonesque loveliness!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Quite
fancy flaps shes got there then
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:44, archived)
# They bring the boys to the yard
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)
# The boys who are bored of milkshake
and who want cheesy minge instead
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I'm sure there are a few out there
edit: Look at the picture of the woman with the gnome and say out loud in a monotone voice "cheesy minge."
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:51, archived)
# And like magic, your erection is gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
# She is Rula Lenska! Surely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# AH LUVE MAH KITTY, GORGE. OOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# OI WISH OI'D LUKT AHFTA MI TEEF
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# It's the pointy hat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Off to the loo with you then before you shit your kecks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# AHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Poo, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)
# how adorable.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
# That is wonderful!
Is it me or did that Policeman sound like an idiot at the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I thought the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# How do Clan?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Ok, what's with the Wogan?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# 'tis Wogan Week obviously....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Well I suppose if the were done to a treasured heirloom and it was broken
But I think the old gal was delighted. Especially if she had always wanted to travel and never had the chance.
What a gift to a stranger though. I bet he's all the more presious now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Exactly.
It also isnt as if the fella broke into the house and stole it or nuffink.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# hahahah I fucking OFFICE LOLed at the thought of them doing all of that then returning him by chucking him through a window
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You vandal ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)