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# A slight test

I tried blending the markers in photoshop to make it seem less stripey. Shame it didn't work.
Good morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Wotcha
and colon-dee to you too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Wow
That colon-dee thing took me a moment. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# You wanna have a giggle. I wouldn't put this past a b3tard!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/7555918.stm
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Oooh,
that old dear looks so pleased. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:29, archived)
# She looks
fucking evil....
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I think it's the mouth.
Is it just me or does she look like she doesn't have any teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Doesn't appear
to have any eyes either
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# This is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# The gnome kinda looks like
'Get the fuck OFF me you old bat'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# And I loves
where I puts it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# In her front lawn?
GETTIT?! :D LADYGARDEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# AHAHAHa!
Cause you really mean fanny right? RIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# GIGGLE. FRONT BOTTOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Beef curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I think in her case it's more like 2 week old cordonbleu chicken curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Mmmmmm!
Stiltonesque loveliness!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Quite
fancy flaps shes got there then
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:44, archived)
# They bring the boys to the yard
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:45, archived)
# The boys who are bored of milkshake
and who want cheesy minge instead
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I'm sure there are a few out there
edit: Look at the picture of the woman with the gnome and say out loud in a monotone voice "cheesy minge."
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:51, archived)
# And like magic, your erection is gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
# She is Rula Lenska! Surely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# AH LUVE MAH KITTY, GORGE. OOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# OI WISH OI'D LUKT AHFTA MI TEEF
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# It's the pointy hat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Off to the loo with you then before you shit your kecks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# AHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Poo, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)
# how adorable.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
# That is wonderful!
Is it me or did that Policeman sound like an idiot at the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I thought the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# How do Clan?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Ok, what's with the Wogan?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# 'tis Wogan Week obviously....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Well I suppose if the were done to a treasured heirloom and it was broken
But I think the old gal was delighted. Especially if she had always wanted to travel and never had the chance.
What a gift to a stranger though. I bet he's all the more presious now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Exactly.
It also isnt as if the fella broke into the house and stole it or nuffink.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# hahahah I fucking OFFICE LOLed at the thought of them doing all of that then returning him by chucking him through a window
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You vandal ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Good moaning.
/Sense of humour stuck in the 80's blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Arf!
I think I shall watch my Allo Allo DVDs right now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Spendid! I shall watch my Are You Being Served DVDs later as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# SO. VERY. LAME.
MUST. RESIST. MOCKING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# *opens valve*
let it flow bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# That wasn't a valve! WINK! YOU PLEASURED ME. WINK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# You mean Twink surely....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# bravo sir
...bravo..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I'm calling my lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Leave it out youngster!
You clearly have no taste!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I'm Free!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Good evening
TEEFS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# It's morning, you silly.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# LIES!!
Its early evening, hollyoaks is about to begin
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Pssssh
Don't be daft. It's 1:32 pm. Still morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Even for you it is not morning :)

Silly KK ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I only got up like...
2 hours ago or something. So it still feels like morning. I want it to be evening though, cos I'm going to see Radiohead, and I'm really excited. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Sweet!
I saw them last month in London. They were awesome! Where are you seeing them?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Camden.
Hahahahah. It was like...the crime capital of the US last year. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I blame Earl and Randy ;)
At least you dont have to head into Jersey City for it. It is an evil place!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Oh, I hate Jersey City.
Newark's pretty bad as well, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)
# *pisses on your jumper*
JERK :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Eeeew.
Don't do that! It's gonna get chilly tonight AT THE GIG AND I'LL NEED IT. LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)
# (U)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)
# What is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)
# MSN EMOTICON, DUDE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Your going to see radiohead
You ****! I wanna see radiohead! :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# You should go and see them.
I finally managed to last month and they were King!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I dont think i have the time to go see pop concerts anymore
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Why is that?
I still manage to go to quite a few
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:51, archived)
# theres not any decent ones on really at the mo
And im gonn have more then a shit load of work to do from september onwards
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
# You can always make time for a gig.
Although I haven't got any lined up until september either.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)
# sheffield's pretty wank for gigs at the mo
You're here now right?
But I am gonna go see russell howard at city hall
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Yeah, I'm here.
I'm going to see Pelican at the corporation in a few weeks, apart from that there's gigs in Manchester and London I want to go to.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Please say you're going for the support bands. They're bound to be better than Pelican.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Pelican are the support band I'm going for.
The main band is torche
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)
# What the fuck? Torche are fantastic. Waaaay better than that faux 'ambient' mini-Isis.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I haven't really heard torche, I'll stay and see what they're like.
This'll be my 4th time seeing Pelican, the last album wasn't as impressive but I still expect them to be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Corps usually good for gigs of that sort
(I prefer my music softer :))
ANd the acadamy should hopefully bring some good bands, if not theres always leeds and manc only an hour or so away ont train
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Yeah, I was spoilt when I lived in Manchester,
3 academies all a short distance from where I lived.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Ive only been to the apollo, and that was pretty sweet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Meanie.
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)
# the blank was
errr.......

door :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Is that rude?
I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:46, archived)
# hahaha
I tried to think of an incospicuous word to be nice!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:48, archived)
# What about a brush
on a low opacity?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# What,
to color it in?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Not exactly
but if you use it at about 13% it's a bit like airbrush. Works on people.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Ooooh.
Okay, I'll give that a go next time. Thanks. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# BACONFACE.
ALSO: GOOD PICTURE. OLOLOLOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# LOLOL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Haha
^this!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Looks like he's been taking E
BECAUSE HIS MOUTH

LOOKS LIKE THE LETTER E

HAHAHAAHAH

THE LETTER E!
(__, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Yes, Friz.
E.
*patronizes*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Replace that "z" with an "s" now
(__, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)
# But I'm in America.
So no. I don't think...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# fris?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# omzgod mister
is that wot drugs do?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# It is true!
That is why I will never take Horse. Otherwise I would look like Sarah Jessica Parker....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# That would explain a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Watch your light source
The highlights in the eyes are upper right, but the shadow on the neck implies a strong upper left light source.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I never know where to put highlights in the eyes
so I always put them there. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# That's fine, I always stick mine there too,
but try to be consistent with your other lighting too.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Okay.
I do need to work on that, I know. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Look at you all helpful and stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I NO!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# BURNT FACE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# this man is a killer.
he kills sperm shit in nilescock.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Oh.
...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:33, archived)
# killerkitti, we should date, okay?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:37, archived)
# er...
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# nope.
now its too late. you missed your window of opportunity.

who wants to date doctor dyslexia now?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Can I?
edit: Actually it might not work, since we're on different timezones - and on different continents - STOP CROWDING ME BABE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Yes, but I'm going to treat you rough.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Okay.
Er...oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)
# sorry ladies i am taken.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Did I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
# looks like it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
# OMG cocktease
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Can I? You're such a sexy laydee.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
# okay i am now dating ttssattsr.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Oh sweet!
Come here, babe, I got a kiss for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
# this is all internet.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Lightening Hair !
Kzzzzzzzzzt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# DONE ANY SONGS YET?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Not chet . . . still limbering up my fingers !
Ta for the inspiration though !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Hair is very good
Keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:40, archived)
# ... in a bun.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)
# your image has been top of the message board for 45 mins!??
have a mustache to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)