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# It would be if he wasn't shouting
'fwap fwap fwap' while he was doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# So I'm listinging out for
ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap ha fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Yep
If I do hear this on the recording, I am going to be very freaked out!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)
# no no no
you're getting it all wrong - the secret to finding me on the radio is that my penis emits the sound of 'Sailing By' when I ejaculate.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Are you available for parties?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# sexy parties?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# What else?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# then yes
I am available for sexy parties
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# So THAT'S where I've been going wrong?
I've always listened out for "Come Sail Away".

It all makes sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# nope - Sailing By
every night, just before the shipping forecast, they transmit from my bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)