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# Bald bastard
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Continuing the BBCs excellent selection of scifi like |Torchwood, DocWho and the timeteam thingy: "The Adventures of Gail Porter of the Future"
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:03, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Anything yet?
Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?
Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?
Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?
Anything yet?Anything yet?Anything yet?

Anything yet?


(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:10, archived)
# No
NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo
NoNoNoNoNoNoNo
NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo
NoNoNo

No
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Bah!
Want me to have a look?


(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
# No ta, I'm good
Bad enough that midwife is actually a midhusband and is going to be taking a look tomorrow....
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# jim trott?
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo
Yes
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Who?



(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# yeah, but what you didn't notice
but what you didn't noticeis that I didn't shop the picture of her at the bottom . . . C];0)


(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# When my wife was a week overdue with our daughter
the midwife told us that one way to bring on labour was swallowing semen.
HOORAY!
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Yes I have heard that




It's not worked yet
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I heard it has to be four different sorts . . .


(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I did some internet research on it
and sadly I couldn't find any evidence to support it.
There is (as you probably know) a chemical in semen that can act to soften the cervix and bring on labour (apparently).
My advice - keep banging away!
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Prostaglandins
Indeed. Also in raspberry leaf tea and pineapple.

Which taste nicer.
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Prostaglandins, yeah, they're the fellas.
My wife can't eat pineapple anymore as she ate so much
at the time that she's still sick of it three years laster.
Also, nobody likes raspberry leaf tea.
EAT CURRY!
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Had a curry and chilli naan Monday night
And I have found a very nice brand of raspberry leaf which is actually palettable. Bab's obviously just not cooked yet
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# God, she used to be so hot too!
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:10, archived)
# *slaps*
not because Gail Porter wasn't but the mere fact that it COULD'VE been misconstrued that you had the hots for Thatch!


(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Don't worry
I won't steal your dream woman from ya:P
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
# hehe!
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# compo it.
she obviously has cancer
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Not sad enough
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)