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# showoff!
i'm proud of the cardboard tied round my swollen and bleeding feet, PROUD, I TELLS YA!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# you're bloody lucky!
whin ah wuh young, we had to make do with one shoe made from a scorpion tied to the side of a broken milk bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Wow.
You're like, really old?

Or just a liar.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# WATCH THIS
I DEMAND YOU WATCH THIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# THE LIARS, THAT WAS NOT A MONTY PYTHON SKETCH!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# it certainly was not
but the hollywood bowl helped make it famous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Bloody luxury.
You were lucky to even have feet, in our days you had to scrap down t' rode with yer bones.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# A ROAD? "A road" he says
when I was at school we had to walk backward on a road of freshly sharpened knives covered in cow shit, and that was just in the morning. On the way home, we had to walk home on rabid, syphillitic dogs and pedestrian would throw bricks at our legs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# scorpion? SCORPION???
you don't know you're bloody born! we had the family shoe, just one to share between us, crafted out of pure flint and lined with fish hooks to keep it on!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# all of these replies are purest win
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)