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[challenge entry] My hope is that we will create GM mice that can catch themselves thus negating the need for traps altogether


They may have trouble keeping the cheese balanced though.

From the Design A New Mousetrap challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# this is good
click
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Can't they just GM them to auto-balance the cheese?
You know, with SCIENCE™
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# or just gm them to die of natural causes
it's gotta be a lot less mucking about
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I don't think SCIENCE™ has yet come that far
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# clearly science really isn't all it's cranked up to be
i've never trusted science anyway
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)
# HEATHEN!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# how did they attach the spring to mouse tissue?...
...i expect this to cause problems within the mousal community.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
# science?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Good idea
You could also make mice out of cheese so that they eat themselves/eachother.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I want a mouse made of cheese
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I want cheese made out of mouse!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# now that i can do!
*gets the will it blend blender out*
one lump or two?
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Genious.


(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Despite this being nicely done, I feel this idea is inherently flawed.
It would only trap mice on the back of other mice, and the entire mouse population would be destroyed, thus ruining fun for cats and hawks. The spring may also rip apart the flesh on the back of the mouse.

3/10. Needs more Buffy

See me.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# voles are the answer
my cat only ever caught voles and frogs
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Cats and hawks could start chasing each other to relieve the boredom
"the entire mouse population would be destroyed"

Therefore job done.
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# approval is granted
for this experiment
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)
# *puts buttered toast on the underbelly*
a UFO!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# *puts buttered toast on own underbelly*
mmm... toast
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# *looks at empty plate*
THAT WAS MY TOAST!
*throws the internet at you*
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Might make sex a bit risky

(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)