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[challenge entry] My hope is that we will create GM mice that can catch themselves thus negating the need for traps altogether


They may have trouble keeping the cheese balanced though.

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(the welcan monkey Forgot what I came in for, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# this is good
click
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Can't they just GM them to auto-balance the cheese?
You know, with SCIENCE™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)
# or just gm them to die of natural causes
it's gotta be a lot less mucking about
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I don't think SCIENCE™ has yet come that far
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)
# clearly science really isn't all it's cranked up to be
i've never trusted science anyway
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)
# HEATHEN!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# how did they attach the spring to mouse tissue?...
...i expect this to cause problems within the mousal community.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
# science?
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Good idea
You could also make mice out of cheese so that they eat themselves/eachother.
(EddieEddie, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I want a mouse made of cheese
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I want cheese made out of mouse!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# now that i can do!
*gets the will it blend blender out*
one lump or two?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Genious.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Despite this being nicely done, I feel this idea is inherently flawed.
It would only trap mice on the back of other mice, and the entire mouse population would be destroyed, thus ruining fun for cats and hawks. The spring may also rip apart the flesh on the back of the mouse.

3/10. Needs more Buffy

See me.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# voles are the answer
my cat only ever caught voles and frogs
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Cats and hawks could start chasing each other to relieve the boredom
"the entire mouse population would be destroyed"

Therefore job done.
(the welcan monkey Forgot what I came in for, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# approval is granted
for this experiment
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)
# *puts buttered toast on the underbelly*
a UFO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# *puts buttered toast on own underbelly*
mmm... toast
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)
# *looks at empty plate*
THAT WAS MY TOAST!
*throws the internet at you*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Might make sex a bit risky

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)