Awww
But there's only 1 way to be sure of its alive/dead state.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:31,
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but if you never open it
it can't be dead, thereby ensuring you have a kitty
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That Random Guy,
Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:32,
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