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# morning all, how's it going?


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(That Random Guy, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Awww
But there's only 1 way to be sure of its alive/dead state.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# sex it and see if you get turned on?
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
#
you it +s
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# but if you never open it
it can't be dead, thereby ensuring you have a kitty
(That Random Guy, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# nuke it from orbit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# to be sure, to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# :D
That's just what I thought... after I'd posted.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# It's also why the Irish wear 2 condoms
fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# pffft!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I like internet comics
they make me laugh
because I like seeing 500 people doing the same joke.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# there are only seven jokes in the world
but most people use the same three over and over
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I just laugh, continuously.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I like internet comments
because they're all by people who think that being high-handed, dismissive and superior about other people's work makes them sound cool and interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# that's alright.
I don't think that.

I know that.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooh, *raises handbag again*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I like internet handbags
because then I have to think of a reason why I like them and normally it just consists of typing a reply outlining - basically - what I've just said
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# It was not an attack on GMOS
I'm just bored of this whole affected 'look at me, I think everything's shit' attitude that seems to be prevalent online - just pop over to talk for a while to see what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# hehe
'look at me, I think talk's shit'
;)
I'll admit though I was being particularly horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I love talk, I'm on there quite a lot.
But it's got it's bad points, just like this place.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# hurray for communities :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# The funny thing is that some people who do this actually are cool and interesting.
LIKE JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Jesus and I are throwing shapes as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# 10 Points
for best Mental Image of the Day so far.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# GMOS is very cool and interesting
far more interesting than jesus.



And better in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# YOU'RE JUST BEING IGNORANT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:44, archived)
# You're right. I haven't actually slept with Jesus.
He turned me down, so I'm just bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# It's all about putting it in their personal style
or lack thereof

Good day sir! You well?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Yeah mate, I'm getting by.
How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I'm alright. Getting my knees bleached by gnomes this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# sounds exotic!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# only in holland
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooh, *raises handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# teehee!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# The drama I've seen here tonight has been some of the most constructive drama I've ever seen on this site.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# SHOES!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# CHECK OUT THAT!
Alright gorgeous, you well?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I'M GOOD, THANKS
 
procrastinatin'.. not doing things I should be doing.
like eat, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# mmmm eating is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# The original of that has gone down in b3tan history as the best user-related image
ever.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# haha!
leave the box closed; that way the cat is both alive and dead at the same time
My understanding of quantum physics may be a little sketchy...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# thanks albert
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# If you can hear it meowing, it can't really be a schrodinger's cat
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# The wave function of the cat is in a linear superposition.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# As far as I'm concerned, cats can probably collapse their own wave functions.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# just to be ornery
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# haha!!
just seen a trainee neurophysiologist advertised...
should i go for it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Why not, what's the worst thing that could happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# i might hate it....
*frets*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Or you might be the best god-darned neurothingywatsit evah!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# haha!
YEAH!
i'll own your brains!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# you should
before i do
(That Random Guy, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
# it's a race eh?
*dons racing goggles*
GO!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# right!
errmm can you send me a link.. and possibly the qualifications
(That Random Guy, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# bugger!
they want you to go to westminster uni!
www.jobs.nhs.uk/cgi-bin/vacdetails.cgi?selection=912075696
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# yes yes yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# is that a yes then?
i'll print out all the information and see what the wife reckons tonight
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I mean no*



* yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Go for it, sounds like fun.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# i'm certainly seriously considering it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Bah... just pass it off as a Korean delicacy, the the recipient will be none the wiser....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# that's not at all funny
though in your defense, I don't think anyone could do a joke about starving a kitten to death and make it funny to me.

At least your comic has a cool title.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# they're fucking stick figures.
 
ALL THAT LEAVES IS THE TITLE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
# better one good thing than none, I suppose.

and I need to get ready for work. ack.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)