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# Wotcher emvee
you've made my eyes ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# you need 3D glasses
it's brilliant from where I'm sitting
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I'm scouting around for bits of red and blue plastic
but no joy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Got any Quality Street?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Actually the demo glasses are wrong
you need red and green

I just couldn't be arsed to change it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Oooh, festive!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# i can only see out of one eye properly.
all i see is red!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# This.
I only use my left eye.

I spent much of my formative years staring at those magic eye things to no avail.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I can do those in a matter of seconds
as I have a stigmatism, or something. Basically if I don't keep it pointing forward my eye fucks off round the side- all I need is to let it go a touch and BAZINGO! Magic Eye is revealed.

It can feel a bit odd though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# How are you with stereographs?
I can never get the sodding things even vaguely close together no matter how much I un focus my eyes.

Stupid good eye muscles.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Having just tried I can now confirm
I am piss at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I can do magic eyes, but not stereographs.
Despite the fact they should work on the exact same principle.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Well that's the same for me then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)
# even when viewed with a stereoscope?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Not even the ones in the 10,000 days CD case?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I had a wall-eye when I was a kid, which was corrected when I was 9.
I think it still swings a little when I'm really pissed or tired, but other than that I don't use it. I can see through it, just my brain chooses not to use it much of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)
# one of my favourite things to do
is to be talking to someone, and then be interrupted by someone on my right- I just let my eye go and look at them as well.

I've been accused of being part chameleon due to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Not because you have a massive tongue and eat flies then?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)
# That's an absolutely fantastic trait.
Marry me? No - me!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I have a plethora of them.
Would I get a nice ring?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I swear there is a massive conspiracy behind those things.
I have never been able to do them, so the only explanation is that they were invented by parents to keep their children sitting quiet and still for long periods of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)