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Quick and dirty..... just how your mother likes it
just shrink a peado and send him after the mice's children
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(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
I think peados only want tofuck human children... as such, shrinking them would probably give the children a fighting chance... Good plan.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:28,
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Yeah but if they're too small for humans...they'll go for something smaller.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:29,
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I don't knowit's a special kind of peado that wants to fuck a mouse.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:30,
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Not maybe, definately...He shagged Bubbles the monkey remember?
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:44,
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shrink him to a molecular leveland inject him into the bloodstream of a human being, a bit like Inner Space but with paedos
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:28,
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No, becauseIf you shrank him to a molecular size, he'd collapse under his own gravity, gradually sucking in all of the matter around him until he formed a black hole, a massive singularity that would slowly suck in the whole earth, and eventually dissolve the entire solar system.
I mean, there'd be no more dodgy relations with young people, but it seems an extreme price to pay for the rest of the world.
I don't think you've thought this through, is what I'm saying.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:38,
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I mean, there'd be no more dodgy relations with young people, but it seems an extreme price to pay for the rest of the world.
I don't think you've thought this through, is what I'm saying.
a before e except after, er, how does the rhyme go?are paedophiles sexually attracted to animals? I didn't know this fact. Does that mean JJ's a paedo? ;)
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:29,
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lol, since when has the meaning of words meaing what words mean really meant anything? discomeats This canoe,
Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:31,
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so what we're looking at hereis peadozoophileaphobia?
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:34,
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peados......have sex with peas. Probably at pearoasts. Whereas paedos have sex with paes. Like pies. Only with an a instead of an i. Now I forgot what my point was. Oh well.
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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:35,
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PAEDOPHILE PAEDOPHILEDear rob,
Please make a new board for Gary Glitter posts. Perhaps it could be called the Glitterboard or the Paedoboard. I fear the recent, and ever continuing situation with Gary Glitter posts has cause my pituitary gland to explode, causing rather a lot of discomfort and probably death.
Thanks in advance
dbroon (Deceased)
(Please make a new board for Gary Glitter posts. Perhaps it could be called the Glitterboard or the Paedoboard. I fear the recent, and ever continuing situation with Gary Glitter posts has cause my pituitary gland to explode, causing rather a lot of discomfort and probably death.
Thanks in advance
dbroon (Deceased)
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:33,
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I vote for thisall jokes about child rape could go on there too
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 3 Sep 2008, 17:43,
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