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# Mick Jagger
Jagger is German for Hunt.

Mick - short for Michael, or even Mike.

Therefore his name is (sort of) Mike Hunt - as in the oldest My Cunt joke in the world ever.

I noticed this myself and I want a million pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I'll give you a million pounds
Just wait for my printer to warm up and help me trim the notes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Have a biscuit.
:3
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I've
never heard any jokes about your cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)
# "Jagd" is the word for "hunt"
LOOK WHAT WE HAVE RUNNING THIS WEBSITE, B3TANS!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I want to
hear the old joke about his cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)
# jager
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4ger
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)
# ah, mein meister*

/fuck to grammar

Warning: popular drink may only be humorous to poster
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Mmm....Buttercup syruppy

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)
# What, Jagermeister?
What an odd comparison!

Though I do like both, which is unusual in itself, so you may be onto something
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Cough mixture, which gets you drunk.
Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)
# It's spelt "Jaeger" for people without umlauts on their keyboards
and you might notice that the word quoted in the link is "hunter"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I have
fag ash, beer and sperm on my keyboard, but no umlauts :(
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I have umlauts on my work computer
but fag ash, beer and sperm on my home keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Try pressing the righthand 'alt' at the same time as the letter
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)