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# I visited the optometrist today.
He did something very close to that! (wiped a tab dipped in something that looked like iodine on my eyeballs then hit em with a stick!)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Had something similar
for my contact lens checkup.....not pleasant!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Speaking of which, have some Contact Lens Cleaner
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Well if we can no longer test on animals they have to test on someone
Did he even buy you dinner first?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Well I look after his computers and charge him a lot of money to do so
so in a round about way, yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)
# its for detecting damage to the conjunctiva
I have to have that due to wearing contacts :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# It's fun
when I get it done. I get disposables to wear afterwards and spend the rest of the day with yellow-green eyes. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# speaking of contacts, I'd love to try those ones that cover the eye completely like they use for movies to make peoples eye all red, or black etc...
THAT would look cool :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# scoleri(?) contact lenses
thick and opaque, perfect for zombie eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# sclera?
Hang on, I know of a place. Prepare to empty your wallet Steve.

EDIT:

Here you go

www.9mmsfx.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# HHHOOO LEEEEE FUUUUCCCKKKKKK!!!!!
*grabs credit card*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# ebola lenses? mirrored black sclera lenses?
*drools*
i wonder if they take kidneys as payment?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# :D
Just so you know- putting in full scleras is DIFFICULT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# i could only ever hope to wear one
my left eye is ridiculously sensitive, i can't get a normal lens anywhere near it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# We'll get you an eyepatch for that one then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# yay!
I CAN HAS DIAMUNDS ON IT PLEEZ?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
#
My doc is concerned that my vision has worsened more than he'd expect in the last 2 years :( He started asking about family histories of glaucoma and about my bloody sugar level :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# ugh...
glaucoma runs in my family, but they fecking well still charge for eye tests, the bastards
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# i went last month
told me i was developing cataracts. i can't see it, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# good thing you can't see this spanging pan heading towards you then
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# heheheh
unfortunately, it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)