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# it's a bit small
and furry

needs more 'oomph'
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I'd wager you've just described yours as well there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# erm...
who have you been talking to?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Nobody
you're tall and slim ergo small man-bum and male, so hairy.

*Miss Marple*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)
# hmm
very clever, very clever indeed.

i've been told my bum is "irresistable"
by my wife no less
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Men who have an arse
as opposed to no arse
generally have nice arses.
But I'm not fingering them. Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# i wouldn't let you anyway
takes all my effort to do it myself.


i've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# what about
men who ARE arses?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Everyone's an arse.
That's just human basic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# that must lead to a lot of clean-up.
my bum resists quite healthily.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# explains a lot
yah big blaw hard!

*insults by "the broons" and "oor wullie"*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# do you have ANY IDEA
how hard the latter is to read when you're 6 and have never met a Scottish person?

It made me fucking CRY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# ye wee greetin' bairn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Now of course, it'll just turn me on.
In the words of Liz, you should be running. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# awa'n boil yer heid
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Now that's just rude, and dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# were you sitting on her at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# you left out the glaswegian factor.
everyone in glasgow has a fat arse.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)
# never been to glasgow eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# apart from the 8ish years I lived there
and the odd trip when I'm home.

no.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# well then
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Not everyone
and anyway, nothing wrong with a proper behind. I'd present the back of myself as exhibit A but someone'd tell me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# who is this someone?
home time for me. toodles
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Someone, anyone.
Have a lovely weekend, duderino.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# cheerio bawbag.
nice to see you about again.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# me?
I wouldn't tell you off.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Not exactly what I was getting at
I actually meant the wife, due to presentation of back of self to associated b3tans and lurkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# oooooh
I see. Still, my point stands. I wouldn't complain.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I should think not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)