as did I, at one point
all hail me having a desk job with internet again. Hello dayshift, I've missed you all....
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:53,
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When Gerry drove down the M1
to hear a jazz band and have fun
he left it too late
and arrived at the gate
just as they announced the last one
Badum! Wotcha!


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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:03,
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there once was a young man from gosham
who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
his wife said jack,
if you don't put 'em back,
i'll stand on the fuckers and squash 'em
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:05,
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The was a young lady from phuket
who didn't rhyme
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:11,
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pfffheheh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:16,
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:06,
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hail horrid!
*ruffles hair*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:21,
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