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# *sneezes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *Dodges**
*=Goes back outside to finish cutting the lawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# you like gardening?
fancy trimming my bush for me?
it's so overgrown, i can hardly see out of the window.

no, not THAT bush, you pack of dirty-minded shits :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You filthy bint you! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# bint?
i haven't been called a bint in hours!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *puts away strimmer*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# *slinks back into the shadows*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# have you been hiding in my shadowy bush?
i thought the starlings were big this year
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# *rustles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)