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# i still want to get some
babysmasher stickers made up.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)
# I like that
but I don't like French Day...I don't understand most of it...I can't read french.
It's making me feel stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)
# you don't need to
just speak nonsense french, like me! (see my profile for more info! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)
# You see
I don't even know enough french to do that.

*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Arrgh
I'm with you there bovine...

I like france. I like the countryside. I like most of the food. I like alot of their Art. I can't stand the language or 90% of the rude cnuts that live in france.

and to top it off, I'm partially french. What a git.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:19, archived)
# the thing i don't like about the french
is their government allowing a visit from mugabe.

Edit: damn it, and i normally try to avoid politics!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:21, archived)
#
ne vous inquiétez pas, la plupart d'entre nous suis juste le composant de toute façon
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)
# votre
keyboard est en panne
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# en pain?
zut alors! c'est tres difficile to type like that...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Pauvre bovine (poor bovine)
You could always pretend to be Crabtree from 'Allo 'Allo...
"It never roins but it passes it down"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:08, archived)
# I can do that.
But not that actual french bit.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:10, archived)
# You
'ave to drop all ze 'aitches and make ze lecherous remarks at ze ladeez.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:16, archived)
# vous aussi?
or is it
aussi vous?

see! i just don't know what i'm saying!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Wooo!
New Babysmasher t-shirt for me it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)
# I'd like it if this were true.

Can't afford Helvetica Bold
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:02, archived)
# You can see your farts?
I'd go and see the doctor, if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# No I can't
But I'd like to. That way you'd always knew whose disgusting stench you were sitting in. Of course, in my world everyone would be forced to smoke. That way we wouldn't have to pay any income tax and no-one would need a pension plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:08, archived)
# silly me
I thought it said "invisible". I should read before I reply...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:20, archived)