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# Hahahahaha!
Christ, look at that face. She may as well go the whole hog and tattoo 'news whore' across her forehead. Horrible beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)
# "... and in other news
I suck cock for jobs..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Nail/Head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)
# "... come, my children
suckle at my news teat... yes John Homles, you need it the most for you are the weakest... "
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)
# It's a bit late
unless you're talking about some newsreader called John Holmes...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
# dunno
the name fit, so I used it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Ahhhh
Sorry, for a second there I was thinking 'dead tripod porn star? Eh?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)
# no
I know the names of next to no male porn starts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)
# There's another one for you.
My favourite at the moment is Pete Le Meat, bless him. He does stuff with Cathy Barrie and I love her too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Cathy Barrie annoys my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# no - he's talking about that tramp at the end of his street
John Homeless
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)
# he's got nae news patter about him at all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)
# always going over to Heather
for the weather
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Heather, of Heather's Weather fame, on Scottish BBC1 news is lovely
yes she is...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)
# don't you find that the feathers get stuck in your throat?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)
# you do?
Now THAT'S interesting

*strokes thought beardfully*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
# $1?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)
# ~7&
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)
# &&&&&&&&
Did I do good?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)
# yes
you are now Princess Michael of Kent for the next 2 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)
# SHIT! NAZIS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)
# OH GRAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# GRAH GRAH RASPUTIN
HE TAKES SOME OBJECTS
AND PUTS THEM BACK AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)