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# Happy birthday!
For your present you can kick me up the arse.
You'll be doing me a favour as I cannot seem to get going today.

Top cock cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
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*unlurks at the mention of arses and cakes in the same reply.

also, happy birthday young person.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
# ta gstq
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)