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# Sheeps are cunts
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)
# not once you get to know 'em
.
(horrid, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# while in wales
I found that if i spoke to sheep in a certain voice they would with out fail shit them selves.

true story.


*waits for some "welsh sheep slack sphincter" joke*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Was that when you did your impression of
The Beast of Craggy Island?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I spoke in my voice that has been described by those that can talk as
a voice of an evil teddy bear.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# And what do those who can't talk describe it as?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Goats are better than sheeps
It stands to reason. Rectangular eyes. That puts them near the top of the best of all the animals list.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I thought horses were best of all the animals...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Rookie mistake.
That's only if you're a teenage girl ... ?

*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Ive already been mistaken for a woman today....
b3ta.com/board/8754486
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Miss 'piphany,
Has a certain ring to it.

Yes, yes, I'd say it suits you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Sadly it took me a while to realise you said that because teenage girls like to ride horses,
rather than have horses ride them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# That ambiguity was entirely accidental.
Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I found this image
www.propartganda.com/king/images/goat.jpg

But it can't be right. Where are the bomb vests and secret partition to hide illegal immigrants?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
TEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# pretty much exactly my responce
after i got over the conusion of wondering why it has a pin bone in its arse.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I liked the fore udder myself
And also the Brisket
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# That!
Is fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I don't get it
?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)
# KNOW YOUR GOAT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I know my goat every night
But this is still confusing me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)