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# Ballons are for pricks

Previously Beforer
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Sheep is always angry.
Non-stop!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# >:(
Sheep wished you happy unis!
And this is how you repay him!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# good ya cunt coz it's MIIIINE
:)

woo.


what a shit sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Sheeps are cunts
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)
# not once you get to know 'em
.
(horrid, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# while in wales
I found that if i spoke to sheep in a certain voice they would with out fail shit them selves.

true story.


*waits for some "welsh sheep slack sphincter" joke*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Was that when you did your impression of
The Beast of Craggy Island?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I spoke in my voice that has been described by those that can talk as
a voice of an evil teddy bear.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# And what do those who can't talk describe it as?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Goats are better than sheeps
It stands to reason. Rectangular eyes. That puts them near the top of the best of all the animals list.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I thought horses were best of all the animals...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Rookie mistake.
That's only if you're a teenage girl ... ?

*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Ive already been mistaken for a woman today....
b3ta.com/board/8754486
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Miss 'piphany,
Has a certain ring to it.

Yes, yes, I'd say it suits you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Sadly it took me a while to realise you said that because teenage girls like to ride horses,
rather than have horses ride them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# That ambiguity was entirely accidental.
Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I found this image
www.propartganda.com/king/images/goat.jpg

But it can't be right. Where are the bomb vests and secret partition to hide illegal immigrants?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
TEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# pretty much exactly my responce
after i got over the conusion of wondering why it has a pin bone in its arse.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I liked the fore udder myself
And also the Brisket
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# That!
Is fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I don't get it
?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)
# KNOW YOUR GOAT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I know my goat every night
But this is still confusing me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Baaaa humbug!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Oh how original
You might aswell be pulling wool over my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)
# there's no need to lambast him for it
.
(horrid, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Why dont ewe calm down!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)
# If it's puns you want, I've goat loads.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)
# You're definatly milking the pun tree
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)
# cud these puns get any worse?
...apparently yes.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Your definatly ramming them down....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# it's like I'm bleating out any old drivel
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I think I'll have to shepherd ewe away from these puns
Bam Double whammy!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)
# How udderly beastly of ewe
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Stop it right now
I'm not kidding
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)
# hooves going to make me
(I feel so bad right about now)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Lol sheepdogs!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Alpaca you all off to the depths of hell
if you don't give it a rest
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# you barely be able to give me a grazing
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# You certainly top of the crops with that one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# really? i thought it was arable.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)
# pff, SOMEONE must want it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Yay for alt text
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Haha
Summat tells me you're pleased with that pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Haha, Wouldnt you be :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Sounds like the first line of a joke to me ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# IT certainly would make a good one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Go on then ...
*stares expectantly*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Ewe'll be waiting a long(necked) time said the flamingo!
HA!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)
# ...shucks...
...i ain't got no balloon stuff....:(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# no-one wants a deformed balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 4:13, archived)