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# eyes, nature, penis
we can all blame other things. Bring it on !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:08, archived)
# I haven't got
a penis :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Crikey
keep forgetting about this random sexual diversity.

blame your woman bumps then.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:11, archived)
# which
ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Any of your choosing
I wouldn't dare to be so presumptuous
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:14, archived)
# ok
I've chosen. what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:17, archived)
# Smack them
and smack them hard. For they are bad boys/girls.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:19, archived)
# I only picked one bump
and I will not be held responsibly for what would happen if I smacked it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:21, archived)
# "we can all blame other things...."
I read a subtext here, I may be mistaken, but I believe you can blame your viperish, therefore intrinsically lesbo, shatners basoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:13, archived)
# shatners bassoon???????????????????????????????????????
eep, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:15, archived)
# don't mention
shatner around me...

wtf are you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:15, archived)
# sorry,
chris morris reference. basically your with the gays ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:17, archived)
# Okay you. EXPLAIN.
I went looking on Google for an explanation of Shatner's Bassoon and came out with a whole pile of crap. Did the term exist before that tv show with the interviews, or did he make it up?
(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:28, archived)
# sorry, was having dinner,
if your still spazzing this far down, shatners basoon is the part of the brain responsible for monitoring the perception of time, thus "a boy was crossing the road and got hit by a car, why? well, he thought he had three weeks to cross the road".
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:42, archived)