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# she's a whore, you're a cunt
and the only way out of this ungodly mess is to end it all now.

go to the bathroom. take ALL the pills. then go to the kitchen, get a knife, and stab yourself to fucking oblivion.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)
# /goes



shit... shit... not me.... gaahh
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:03, archived)
# okay
.
(Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# hahahahaha!
do you work for the samaritans?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I feel a red dwarf quote coming on
RIMMER: I used to be in the Samaritans.
LISTER: I know. For one morning.
RIMMER: I couldn't take any more.
LISTER: I don't blame you. You spoke to five people, and they all
committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! He
only phoned up for the cricket scores!
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:10, archived)
# on a lighter note
after a proper bender on white lightning mixed with absinthe and nytol i decided to do just that, unhappily i slipped on a puddle of blood on the kitchen floor and cracked my head on the fridge... i woke up with a hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Bravo !
and i thought you were joking...
(R3Z, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:08, archived)
# can I
have your liver then?
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:12, archived)
# yeah
but its the size of a rgby ball
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:16, archived)