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# on this name and this email address
i've only been a member for 12 hours, i'v etechnically been a member for 4 months so bite me monkey boy girl!

EDIT:Actually it might be longer than that, time flies and all that crap
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# That won't beat
Popt_art, she's as old as the hills...in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# So
there's no way i can win this?

ok *Hangs head in shame and sacrifices a celery in the name of popt_art*
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# we're just sort of...
finicky about our FACTs around here... too much in life is fickle and shifty slidey... if we didn't have FACTs where would we be?

FACTLESS i tell you!! which would produce a state of FACTLESSNESSNESS.. and that's just plain NO BLOODY GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)
# OK I'm ver sorry
i'll do my fact checking more thorughly next time.

I've seen factual images of penguins on the moon though...can they survive on cheese?

The DNA of a banana is 40% the same as that of a human EDIT: 70% OF *FACT*
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# hmmmmmm again
not quite true... some scientists maintain a half and some as much as two thirds...

i think i'd rather be human though. bananas go all mushy far too quick.

so that's about hmmmm 70% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:49, archived)
# monkey *girl*
that's not very nice is it? play good!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# i don't mind
it does seem to be sex change day around here :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# odd innit
still, this skirt is very liberating
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)
# fuggsake
you'll be burning your bra next... silly cow.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Monkey boy?
Oh yes, is this gonna be fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)
# i like your name
*leers suggestively*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
# *slap*
How dare you!

and stop looking at my tits when you speak to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# blimey
going for the uhhhh, eastern european look there are we dahlin?

*big guffaw*
*scratch bollocks*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:45, archived)