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# goodnight

click to make woman look not dead when I made it little, she got scary looking
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:10, archived)
# scared of women eh?
here, have another *whoooooosh - javelin flies through air.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:11, archived)
# She's got
a beer gut like mine :o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:12, archived)
# pregnant?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)
# yup
gonna give birth to a beautiful bouncing vindaloo later today
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# mmmmmm
a runny red and brown baby - call him/her 'Hector'
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)
# hey theres an idea for a quiz
"Pregnant or Stagnant"

Is the bump a baby or the symptom of an illness?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:15, archived)
# maybe i dreamt it...
but hasn't the Fat/Pregnant card been played already?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)
# is there summat
you want to tell us? ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# actually, now that you mention it, yes!
the moon is in fact made of cheese!

*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# I don't believe you
The space squirrels can't survive on cheese so the mon isn't made of it

100% of FACT
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:21, archived)
# you've been a member for 12 hours and 43 seconds
you can't come in here bandying the word fact about the place?

check your *FACT* properly! of course they can exist... anything can exist on cheese!

anyway they always have freeze dried supplies of space squirrel food - and there's a takeaway (a bit greasy - but does the job) not far away...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Hear hear,
You tell 'em, the new board upstarts wouldn't know a FACT if it wore a big T-shirt saying FACT on it and did the FACT dance.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# i'd like to see
your rendition on the FACT dance... i loved the love ninja by the way - in case i never said...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# I shall devise it
and perform when next we meet.
Unless, of course, it's in a busy or crowded area.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# oooh ooooh
yes then you could teach it to me.. and we can do a synchronised version? and then maybe start a band and get rich and famous!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Yay!
And then all the kids would be doing the FACT dance.
I have a feeling it may involve some pointing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# yes
and finger wagging!!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)
# And possibly
a little twirl somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# definitely a twirl
how about a twirl into a pointy stance - pointing... thataway... =======> and then a bit of finger wagging in a 180 degree type way...?

i think you know what i mean?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:02, archived)
# Oh yes,
and a shout of FACT to go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:04, archived)
# That's it!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Now all we need
is a jaunty little pop song to go with it.
You wear a gold bikini, I'll put on a big Cowboy hat and gold shorts and bingo!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:09, archived)
# *nods enthusiastically*
who'd you reckon is best to do the pop tune?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Hmmm,
Maybe we could get Koit, Thorpe and Stouffer to do one together and I'll write the words.
Fnord could do the video.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:19, archived)
# brill
i think spacefish should do a mix too though :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Yeah,
everyone could join in.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)
# on this name and this email address
i've only been a member for 12 hours, i'v etechnically been a member for 4 months so bite me monkey boy girl!

EDIT:Actually it might be longer than that, time flies and all that crap
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:29, archived)
# That won't beat
Popt_art, she's as old as the hills...in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# So
there's no way i can win this?

ok *Hangs head in shame and sacrifices a celery in the name of popt_art*
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# we're just sort of...
finicky about our FACTs around here... too much in life is fickle and shifty slidey... if we didn't have FACTs where would we be?

FACTLESS i tell you!! which would produce a state of FACTLESSNESSNESS.. and that's just plain NO BLOODY GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)
# OK I'm ver sorry
i'll do my fact checking more thorughly next time.

I've seen factual images of penguins on the moon though...can they survive on cheese?

The DNA of a banana is 40% the same as that of a human EDIT: 70% OF *FACT*
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# hmmmmmm again
not quite true... some scientists maintain a half and some as much as two thirds...

i think i'd rather be human though. bananas go all mushy far too quick.

so that's about hmmmm 70% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:49, archived)
# monkey *girl*
that's not very nice is it? play good!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# i don't mind
it does seem to be sex change day around here :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# odd innit
still, this skirt is very liberating
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)
# fuggsake
you'll be burning your bra next... silly cow.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Monkey boy?
Oh yes, is this gonna be fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)
# i like your name
*leers suggestively*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
# *slap*
How dare you!

and stop looking at my tits when you speak to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# blimey
going for the uhhhh, eastern european look there are we dahlin?

*big guffaw*
*scratch bollocks*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:45, archived)
# what's
this - 'it's a knockout' ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# aye
double your points for spotting someon who's up the duff
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)
# "It's
a knock-up"?
(Not very much gravitas at all, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# badun - tish!
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Eyethangyew
.



possibly my most anticlimactic post ever
(Not very much gravitas at all, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I had a book
when I was pregnant full of women doing yoga like that. I couldn't do it - my joints were so loose that if I'd tried sitting like that I would have cracked open.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:13, archived)
# conjures up
many images.....usually fond on Kazaa
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# you're
fond on kazaa?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)
# when i was pregnant
i could barely sit in a normal chair, iused to avoid sitting on the floor, i would have been down there for the rest of my pregnancy
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)
# gooooooooooooodnight
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:14, archived)
# good
night
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Night night, pal
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:16, archived)
# good night
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)
# reminds me of that joke
1 girl called Rose cus a rose petal landed on her mummy's tummy when she was pregnant
1 girl called Daisy cus a daisy landed on her mummy' tummy when she was pregnant
1 girl called breeze-block...!

(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:18, archived)
# that's not a joke i've ever heard before
...tis verily disturbing
(Velma, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:20, archived)
# you
have to be told it - don't really work in type.
might try photo-shopping it tho...
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Hang on,
By that system I should be called "Uncle Vernon."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 10:36, archived)