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# now he was definitely shitter than Jar Jar
very disappointing, especially the waving about of neon tubes pretending to be sword fighting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I liked the bit when he fought yoda.
That was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)
# And Yoda getting busted by the Disability Benefits fraud squad
shortly thereafter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# And so much better than the fight with Anakin the second time around!
What was with that?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# It was over in half a second!
fucking rubbish
and why the fuck didn't Yoda, the cleverest Jedi ever, not just yank Anakin out of the way instead of slowly catching a fucking massive lump of metal?

So fucking badly written
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# And why didn't anyone use the force to pinch their opponents carotid artery
thus rendering them immediately unconscious?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# and why didn't they just give the ring to the eagles and get them to drop it into mount doom?
/ooops, wrong film blog
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# cos Sauron would have seen them coming and had
eagle curry for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)