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# Good morning all!
Just wanted to come and see how are we all this morning? I am a little hungover today, I went to Coventry to see Druid and FoldsFive and Blue Star. Jenpots and rhcpaul and Malchick were there too.

I've bought a really shit ham and cheese sandwich from the corner shop. I could have spent my money better elsewhere.

How's tricks here then?
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:26, archived)
# why oh why did you get a ham and cheese sandwich?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:28, archived)
# This^
normal people would have gone for bacon, to go with the baked beans
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# HE TOUCHETHES THE HAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# It looked at me on the shelf in the chiller and screamed "Eat me!"
I think we might go to Morrisons for a fry up later.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:29, archived)
# how much did you drink?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:31, archived)
# In the name of SCIENCE
could you now put your ham and cheese sandwich in a frying pan, and see what happens?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# it would be even better if he's already eaten it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Haha
That is a concept off on a tangent to far for our delicate Sunday minds, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Would I not just end up with a fried ham and cheese sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Most apt to go with baked beans
WE DEMAND PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE, MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I have eaten my sandwich, and it was the last sandwich on the shelf in the shop.
I will have to wait until stocks are replenished before I attempt this feat.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Ah
This has been the most riveting dialogue involving a sandwich I have ever been involved with, I feel my contribution to SCIENCE can now be concluded
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# there is no reason to suppose that the symmetry persists, you could get a fried cheese and ham sandwich
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Hmm, I am intrigued by your ideals.
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# please send a check for US$10 to
k3b/-\b
Carslaw F07
Sydney 2006.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Is Carslaw like coleslaw?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Sortof, theres is carrot in both
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# The frying would be applied to the sandwich as a whole, rather than the cheese or ham specifically.
To avoid confusion, I suggest 'fried(ham and cheese sandwich)'.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# BAN THE /TALK BOARD
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# FUCK A PIG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)