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# I used to write poetry to Sigourney Weaver...
let's run away together
baby
you and me for ever
baby
running through the heather
baby
discarding underwear

let's forget these bastards,
baby,
focus on what matters,
baby,
spend time getting fatter,
baby,
with flowers in our hair.

We'll neglect to pay our taxes,
baby,
get in a lot of practice,
baby,
at ruining our mattress,
baby,
then throw it out for the bin men to worry about
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# *sniffs*
thats beautiful...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# v nice!
did it get you any where?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# not with her
but the current Mrs. UnderCover is putty in my hands because of this stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)
# cor
and in the midnight sun
we'll take our clothes off an run
to the garden of eden,where in it we'll see
that the work of the bear is unlike the bee
and inside the grape which is nestled within
you'll see all the pears from under my chin
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:06, archived)
# :D
you're a freaking genius :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)
# ;)
I thank thee good sir
for it seems you've uncovered my lair
The Weasel and Stoat within you have found
will nibble your homework for only a pound
of flesh that you'll find tucked into the niche
which only appears to the fine nouveau riche
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)
# That's not how you attract Hollywood actresses
piss poor attempts at president assassinations are the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# And he'd have got away with it too
if it wasn't for those meddling Secret Service agents!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I'm not sure I know what you're talking about
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)
# John Hinckley, 1981
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reagan_assassination_attempt#Motivation

btw, anyone seen the musical "Assassins" by Stephen Sondheim? It's rather good (depending on the company performing it).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# It was a member of the public that jumped on the shooter
The secret service were all focused on the pres when they should have been watching the crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)