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# It's funny 'cause it's true...
check this out:

www.theonion.com/onion3908/bush_offers_taxpayers.html
(GARY R., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Won't bother, thanks

TJ question - I go away for a few days, and come back to a serious lack of hummus. WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)
# don't worry, doc
it's just today, honest
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Hey!
It's your anniversary next week!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:55, archived)
# well you see
it's not true. is it?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:43, archived)
# You mean
The Onion's not real?

bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)
# no
and it's not particularly funny either...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I haven't found any of the George Bush
stuff funny yet. Well there's time yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)
# You have to remember
their humo(u)r's aimed at americans, and therefore may be too low-brow for our highly-developed intellects.

One day I may even try reading some of it. Anyone got the URL? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Just trying to spread a funny thing.
Anyway, When I meant 'true'I meant that the joke described the 'true' intentions of George W. Bush Jnr. So in that way of looking at it, it is 'True'

Wow, how pretentious am I?? ;0)

Don't answer that.
(GARY R., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)
# don't worry too much
it's just that there have been lots of tossers here today posting new messages for no need. Unless they desperately need attention no matter how negative to prevent them from facing the futility of their existence and the realisation of their ultimate insignificane, the confrontation of which may cause them to commit suicide in a painful manner, wracked with feelings of helplessness.
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)
# check out this!
the last item on this weeks' statshot: stouffer?
(martian, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)
# American food company
Mentally substitute "Findus" and you won't go far wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:56, archived)
# And how could they
microwave clothing?

Did they never see Round the Twist..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:59, archived)