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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# "star wars".
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# what do they do to Jar Jar in it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# mail him to the mall!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# mee-sah f**ked!
i juggle teh wookie!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Yes
lovely to look at, a bit samey to play. Just like Ninja Gaiden 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Definitely this!
Except I've not got to the JarJar bit yet.

And yes those QTE moments in boss battles really get my cheese. "I'm pwning it anyway ffs! Why do I have to break off into a silly little button pressing exercise? I can't even look at the graphics cos I've got to wait for the next cue to flash up!"

Grr

EDIT and don't get me started on that *&%!@£ Star Destroyer! Nearly threw my joypad through the screen last night!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
#
The best thing Lucas could do at least save a little of the franchise is depict a grusly Jar Jar death. That would almost make up for episode 1
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# nothing can make up for the Phantom Menace
I wasn't expecting much, but I've never seen a film that sucked as badly as that.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Remove Jar Jar and any lines that the kid had to "act".....
and it might have been a good film.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# The same could be said of Star Wars C3PO/JarJar
Empire Yoda/JarJar
Jedi Ewoks/JarJar

The comedy character is always in it, why do people hate this one more than others?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# because he's the most annoying fucker ever created.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# and C3PO isn't?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# to quote Tim Bisley
Jar-Jar makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# no.
he may be a mincing machine, but compared to jar-jar, he's a fucking bronze god.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# ..and get someone other than Goerge Lucas to write the script
and murder C3PO, and put some decent CGI in it..

Face it, TPM should have been strangled at birth. Ewe Boll could have made a better movie than that, and that's quite a diss.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I love vitriolic pack mentality ranting

How can you say TPM had bad CG?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# haha
I swear on my grandmothers grave, I'm not following the pack here, I genuinely hated that film!

Oh come on Happytoast, it had terrible CGI! It was far too shiny and slick, looked like computer graphics. Compare it to Lord of the Rings, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# NOTHING compares to Lord of The Rings.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# for being utter shite?
with some of the worst CG in the last 10 years?

That fucking elf running up the elephant was appalling, and don't get me started on the constant stretching errors whenever a "hobbit" was near a normal sized person
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# the CG may have been more than a bit ropey
but the story itself is utter brilliance.

and with that, i'm off for my tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I found the films a mess compared to the books
enjoy your tea, have cake with it, and more tea :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Bollocks, the cg for the time was incredible
the physics simulations on the pod race break up was insanely good, the space sequences equally so. It was a cg masterpiece at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# the two that came after sucked harder imho
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I might download the demo... Really can't be bothered to pay out for the game somehow...
I did play the DS version though, and yes, it is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Lovely as always! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# woo. I shall wait
until I can pick it up for a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# only another week or so I reckon :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# The key to decent Star Wars
Han Solo
Adult Boba Fett
darkness

and repeat the cycle.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)