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James Gordon Brown (born 20 February 1951) is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.



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(sorry., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please!
'ningles all.


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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# top shop
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# TJ:
Any extremely weak men or girls about? My wife wants a new vacuum cleaner and the main things to consider are:

1) Powerful
2) Suited to wooden floors
3) bagless
4) light.

I would just buy a top end Dyson, but my idea of 'very light' is pretty much precisely the same as Jim's idea of 'too heavy to lift'.

Anyone got any recommendations? The hand held Dysons have too short a battery life (that is to say too short vacuuming per charge).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Well your post seems to suck pretty hard.
/american teenager blog
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I'm feeling weak
but I can't help with your sucking issue sorry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# attach a funnell to her mouth.
then push her around on the floor as she breaths in.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# That is work for ME though.
I am inherently idle.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# um, maybe she could push herself around.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# i got a dyson dc14
and it's light enough to vaccuum the stairs, without using the hose thingy

go buy one, you won't regret it
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# That is what I thought
but I seem to have overestimated Jim's strength.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Dysons are nice
I used to have one of tthe hosed vacs and it was great. Failing that ther is always the Henry which always rock!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# henry rocks
but don't get caught in a hotel room with your cock in one...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# We currently have a Charles
(a larger Henry).

Jim cannot really move it about at all, let alone carry it up stairs.

Henry is too heavy for her (she is pathetic).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Dyson
i used to have this one, it's light and it does a good job
Just over 8kg.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I am told
'about 4kg, maybe 5 at a push'.

She is pathetic, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Ah so basically she wanys a straw to suck through?:P
1.8kg?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Too short a battery life per charge
and also very carpet orientated (and I don't have any downstairs)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha I read that as
I don't have a downstairs.

Lightest I can find, 5ish

www.dyson.co.uk/store/product.asp?product=DC24-ALLFLOORS
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I found the "carpet orientated" to be mildly amusing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Are you saying it's a rug muncher?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# I just find any orientation with a floor covering to be a source of amusement
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# One of these should be about that
www.redcross.org.uk/shop/product.asp?id=59548&gclid=CLaOj8Txj5YCFRMmQgodMmCcFA
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I think more one of these
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# keep the charles
invest in these:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Can't go wrong with a Henry
plus they smile at you all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Try the new Dyson Sphere
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Well,
I would find it cheap to run, anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# You can get a henry micro that is 6.6kg
That's the best I can find
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# get a henry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# my wife wants....
get her a new broom, a dustpan and brush and remind her how lucky she is not to be beating rugs hung over the washing line.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# We do beat the rugs over the washing line.
I am thinking about one of those brushes where they store the dust inside?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# get an attractive polish maid
then everyone's a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# You're so practical :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# not fugly enough
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)