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# No
why on earth would I want to have sex with a man who has nicer tits than me? What an awful experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# there's a chinese boy who i keep walking past in the street.
he's beautiful. it'd make a grown man weep
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Why, are you really hungry and he's delivering take away?
/casual racism blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# well thats the problem with chinese boys, you give them a good buggering and you're horny again 5 minutes later
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# :D
Ah, sir - I knew I could rely on you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# i think i've actually managed to shock myself now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# :D
We love you all the more for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Can we FP comments?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# ^ I completely agree with this idea
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# He should save it for the newsletter compo line.
Not topical (yet) but well in the kind of style they like.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I've got a copy of bizarre at home
with a picture of three chinese children, one of which is balancing on a chicken (yep) and the little boy has the naughtiest grin ever. I'll never get rid of that picture now, his grin makes me so happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# is he made of peeled onions?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I thought you had nice tits
when you we're surrounded by lully b3tards at a bash:P

Not that I'm knocking your lady lumps.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# She does though, doesn't she?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# :D
My collection of loveable tits.

It was a throwaway line, I have no huge problems with my fronticles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Nor does the man wife i think:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Not if he knows what's good for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Or if he knows what's good for him:P
When's he coming a'bashings?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Not sure, at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# the poor, poor boy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# this is the internet, everyone has nice tits on the internet
*looks down*

oh...

*cries*

*saunters off*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I'd like to knock her lady lumps.








with my penis.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Not now I've got that song in my head.
You'd end up beating me to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Would you consider having sex
with a man with droopy, saggy, slightly hairy tits then?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Way ahead of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *sighs*
Will no-one ever love my droopy, saggy, slightly hairy man tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Yes, plenty of ladies
being as I was insinuating I have before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Yay!
*Fluffs chest and dons tight t-shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)