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# Would You?


<edit>They're all ladyboys:
Contestants in the 2008 Amazing Beauties Philippines, a beauty pageant for transsexuals and cross-dressers, wait backstage in Manila.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/7656732.stm
</edit>
<double edit>Now with added shoppage!</double edit>
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# 23468
?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# ... have shopped this?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# this
Tuesday with a vengeance

...although he's been round for years. Humm.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# nope.
They look like ladyboys.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Winrar
Image 7
"Contestants in the 2008 Amazing Beauties Philippines, a beauty pageant for transsexuals and cross-dressers, wait backstage in Manila."
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# alright.
and the bit you shopped was?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# What, we have to shop everything on /board?
?
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Not necessarily, I was just wondering.
's all good - no worries.

Edit: Well, actually it's more the 'wasn't made by you' / new thread element that some may react to.

Edit Edit: That'll learn me for being fluffeh.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Ne'ermind fluffeh
*hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# :D
*hugs*

Thanks, honey.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Anytime :)
Am feeling fluffeh myself
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Can I join in?
I've got a very fluffy jumper on and am vendetta-free today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Tell you what, could you just run me a hot bath?
*collapses*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Most certainly can
*chucks in handful of sage and thyme* trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# *swirls in bubble bath*
I think I have your cold btw
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# But there were no tongues!
How can this be so?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I have no idea
But I have SOMEONE'S and I'd like them to reclaim it please
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *Tries to look innocent*
*fails*
*coughs*
*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# fuck's sake.
give him a proper flaming you soft bugger.

"Unshopped pics found on the internet are not gratefully received in new threads on /board, you fucking tard." Is what I believe your subconscious has been trying to get you to write.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# .
?
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I'll say it with a pic instead:
ta-da!



dbroon -don't be horrid to me today, I feel bloody awful.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Hey, I just realised something
I love horses...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# *awards 3 points*
out of a possible 5,000.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# whats wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# My lurgy has taken hold once more.
*coughs up remainder of non-TB lung*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# haha
I wasn't being horrible. *hugs and pats*

Just having jestyjests.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Oh, bless you sir, I know
I'm really not feeling all that good, that's all. Everything is going blurry and spinny. Tea required, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Home required, more like.
*hug* poor love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I think you should sit in bed with a thermometer in your mouth and a cartoon bag of ice on your head.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# how
unexpected!
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# As a general rule
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Well, showing off your creative talent is the main idea for /board, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# thats sort of the idea
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# ive been wasting my time learning t'shop?
oh bugger

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# omg men wear women's clothes? omg, since when?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# give me back my dress, you slut!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# *defends self with handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# my handbag!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# no it's not!
look! it matches my shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# MY SHOES!
JESUS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# HIS SHOES!
^
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# No, cos they're all men
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I'd give 'em a 118 118!
Hello my Tuesday. Hello my darlin'. Hello my noobie doll.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# is it just me or do they work round the corner from you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Only if you tip for the service:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# 23468?
I don't get it.

edit...ah I see what you did, you digitally removed their testes and added boobs. Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I don't know
what's in it for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# what?
fish that giant ball of fluff out of number 4's belly button?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Nice 'shopping on the overhead light there...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# No
why on earth would I want to have sex with a man who has nicer tits than me? What an awful experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# there's a chinese boy who i keep walking past in the street.
he's beautiful. it'd make a grown man weep
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Why, are you really hungry and he's delivering take away?
/casual racism blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# well thats the problem with chinese boys, you give them a good buggering and you're horny again 5 minutes later
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# :D
Ah, sir - I knew I could rely on you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# i think i've actually managed to shock myself now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# :D
We love you all the more for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Can we FP comments?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# ^ I completely agree with this idea
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# He should save it for the newsletter compo line.
Not topical (yet) but well in the kind of style they like.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I've got a copy of bizarre at home
with a picture of three chinese children, one of which is balancing on a chicken (yep) and the little boy has the naughtiest grin ever. I'll never get rid of that picture now, his grin makes me so happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# is he made of peeled onions?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I thought you had nice tits
when you we're surrounded by lully b3tards at a bash:P

Not that I'm knocking your lady lumps.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# She does though, doesn't she?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# :D
My collection of loveable tits.

It was a throwaway line, I have no huge problems with my fronticles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Nor does the man wife i think:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Not if he knows what's good for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Or if he knows what's good for him:P
When's he coming a'bashings?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Not sure, at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# the poor, poor boy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# this is the internet, everyone has nice tits on the internet
*looks down*

oh...

*cries*

*saunters off*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I'd like to knock her lady lumps.








with my penis.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Not now I've got that song in my head.
You'd end up beating me to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Would you consider having sex
with a man with droopy, saggy, slightly hairy tits then?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Way ahead of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *sighs*
Will no-one ever love my droopy, saggy, slightly hairy man tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Yes, plenty of ladies
being as I was insinuating I have before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Yay!
*Fluffs chest and dons tight t-shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# welcome to fucking 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Are you asking us this question before or after your wank session?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Wipes up
sorry what?
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# pfffft
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# oh dixy, you're supposed to say:
"Yeh I'd do them all"

Then the original poster can snot on himself and shout "lolololol your all gay lololololol"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# :( I'm no good at this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Well even so
I've still drummed up some conversation in an otherwise dull Tuesday in gravy towers
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# well done
if you fancy future conversation, try www.b3ta.com/talk
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# conversation on talk?
more like tourettes for the keyboard
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# pffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I approve this message
.
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Feck no
Last time I ventured there, demons were released! And all I asked was a simple question. Guess I'll re-lurk over at /links!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# don't let us keep you now....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# hugs
sarcastically
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I was messing!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# hugs
unsarcastically
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# But surely that doesn't work with Dixon because he could just reply.
"Yes I am, and if I ever find you I'll fuck your arse into a nuclear winter."
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# you really need to have sex, little man.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# well hello there, ladies...
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# What an excellent little gif!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# :D
what the fuck is going on here? Doesn't matter, love it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Hot Mario
Search Youtube for "Mario Kart DC Commercial," You'll find it from there.
(CherryLimeAde, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 6:11, archived)
# hahaha this still boggles my mind
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# so?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)