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# kill the chickens before confounding them with the soup like miasma in which they will terminally reside
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Nonsense!
Boil them like lobsters, I will.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# well, a tried a boilin them like lobsters, but them like lobsters don't be no likin no boilin, what's to do!
ain't gonna feed no prairie rats tonight, not with them like lobsters
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# whoah! beatnik poetry!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I am a reincarnated blues poet, ahhhhh feel it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# -hits bongo for effect-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# hit it again daddio, wake up the MAN! with his iron boots
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# living in the nightmare nowhere of the american empire
-drums-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# it's a cold empty place, the american crowd, all the fire of hatred is burn out, leaving a smouldering CORPSE of hope
*DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# fuck that was great.fancy a jazz cigarette?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# yeah, and bring on some gullible sluts
:D

ah yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Heh. There's the ancient joke about the chicken soup recipe
It goes:

"Step 1: Catch your chicken..."

I didn't say it was a good joke.

edit: also, this may be handy:

everything2.com/e2node/How%2520to%2520kill%252C%2520pluck%2520and%2520dress%2520a%2520chicken

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# "freshly choked old time traditional country chickensoup"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)