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# The Gillette advertising team instantly regretted inviting the bowling squad.
(Wize, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# INDUSTRY RULE NUMBER FOUR THOUSAND AND EIGHTY:
RECORD COMPANY PEOPLE ARE SHAAAAAAAAADY
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# SO KIDS WATCH YOUR BACK CAUSE I THINK THEY SMOKE CRACK
(I WOULDN'T DOUBT IT, IT LOOK AT HOW THEY ACT)
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# erm... ok
(pst, I think your shift key is jammed)
(Wize, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Can I kick it to all the people who quest like a tribe does
Before this did you really know who I was
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I'm going to disappear like Van Gogh's missing ear.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# GAY SHIFT TIME. NORMAL SERVICE WILL RESUME SHORTLY.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# YES IT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I KNOW!
WAIT, WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# INCONSEQUENTIAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# ARGH. ARGH. ARGH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# DANCING COCK IS DANCING
as my throat is beginning to feel like it's been briskly rubbed with coarse-grained sandpaper, i'm off to bed. g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I'm going to hide this down here,
and disguise it as a reply
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# can i join in
?
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# lets not make it shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# WHY THE HELL NOT, DOC? SELL MEGADICK OR SELL NODICK, IT DON'T MEAN DICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# i love this thing.
i want one for my own.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 6:34, archived)
# *Kicks it Beastie Boys style*
Citizen rule number 2080,
Politicians are shady.
So people watch your back 'cause I think they smoke crack,
I don’t doubt it look at how they act.

In a world gone mad it’s hard to think right,
So much violence hate and spite,
Murder going on all day and night,
Due time we fight the non-violent fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Spare the strike and cut the face !
POP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Sportsmen have no respect for the safety of the general public
rakefuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Strrrriiike!
At least he hasn't suffered the fate of Cactus Kid.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7658136.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# A little peyote juice can't be all that bad . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# BOOOOO! :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
#  
"Viewers complained the adverts condoned teenage pregnancy and under-age sex. "

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*breathe*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# 32 viewers?
A veritable typhoon of outrage.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# THE ADVERTISING STANDARDS AUTHORITY KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT FUN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# OUR JOB IS TO PROTECT THE GENERAL PUBLIC!
Now what about this one...
...it was number five, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)