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# ...because eskimos have 18' penises?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Nobody would ever know
Too damned cold
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# hence why thye are called innuit
are you in yet? nah its so cold cant get it up..
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# It's also why an eskimo will always have to buy new pants if he leaves home
If he moves to warmer climes, his undies explode
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# The mystery of the exploding underpants has been solved!
hoopla and yay

cancel Holmes and Watson and call my laywer, then book my massage and walk the dog.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Book your massage?
Why pay someone else to do my job?

*oils*
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I suspect I may have got the last two the wrong way round.....
you dog is at "The Sahara, relaxation palour" on the high street...and if you could just put this collar on
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# eighteen inches
what is the collective name for a group of penises?i was hoping you might know
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Towers of London.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# An orgy?
The house of commons?

No idea
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# house of commons
that's what i was looking for
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Why on earth would I know that? hmmmm
are you implying something? do these trousers make me look gay eh? what are you driving at man?
edit: oh you were not talking to me..I see, carry on! forget what I said
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Oasis
or a Gallagher
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)