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# I hope his assets arn't frozen
bastard icelanders eating puffins and stealing our monies plus we have to suffer Bjerk
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# That's why mums go to Iceland
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# ...because eskimos have 18" penises?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Nobody would ever know
Too damned cold
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# hence why thye are called innuit
are you in yet? nah its so cold cant get it up..
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# It's also why an eskimo will always have to buy new pants if he leaves home
If he moves to warmer climes, his undies explode
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# The mystery of the exploding underpants has been solved!
hoopla and yay

cancel Holmes and Watson and call my laywer, then book my massage and walk the dog.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Book your massage?
Why pay someone else to do my job?

*oils*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I suspect I may have got the last two the wrong way round.....
you dog is at "The Sahara, relaxation palour" on the high street...and if you could just put this collar on
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# eighteen inches
what is the collective name for a group of penises?i was hoping you might know
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Towers of London.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# An orgy?
The house of commons?

No idea
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# house of commons
that's what i was looking for
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Why on earth would I know that? hmmmm
are you implying something? do these trousers make me look gay eh? what are you driving at man?
edit: oh you were not talking to me..I see, carry on! forget what I said
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Oasis
or a Gallagher
(D1sc0 Yes sir, I can boogie., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# That's quite a trip for the weekly shop
I go to err whatever its called. some faceless place full of things i cant afford or make me fat
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# burger king?
(eight, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# iceland
hey,your good you lot....shame about the queue
though....any minute now they'll all be told to f.......off .....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# y'mean bjerk don't you?
hear hear...yes......suffer
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Aww, I quite like Bjork's music
I wish I'd seen her with Matmos... I don't know their music all that well but I bet it was really interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# try some Sigor Ros or Emmelaine Torrini
iceland has some good music
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Yes, I've heard quite a lot of Sigur Ros, thanks to friends
but I'll give the other one a go. Either way, I still like Bjork's music.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Ashley
its Emilíana Torrini doh, she did some stuff with Tears for Fears that was ok

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I'll keep an eye out, cheers.
If you'd like recompense, I suggest listening to some Fleet Foxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Lovely job
am searching now, need some new moosic
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# well then
Fleet Foxes
Caribou
ISIS
Pelican
Minus the Bear
Bossk
The Ocean
Red Sparowes
Bohren und der Club of Gore
Knut
Dillinger Escape Plan (especially vs General Patton)
Dog Fashion Disco
Peeping Tom


That's a few to keep you going on with....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# my mums chow chow used to bark it's head off to 'it's oh so quiet' when she sung it!
during the 'shhh' part
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I love that song. Makes me want to stomp about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I hope they ar
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)