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# :-)
xkcd.com/221/
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# !
*sobs uncontrollably*

everything's been done before :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# *comforts*
*lenors*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# *ravens*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *vulcans*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *grips*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *forces*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# *seals*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *clubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# *MDMAs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Okay - better idea...
a random number hotline!

I'll set up a premium rate phone line which you can phone when you need a random number...

"press 1 if you would like a whole random number, press 2 if you would like a random number between 0 and 1 press * followed by 1 to 9 to receive a random number with between 1 and 9 decimal places."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I need a random number with 11 decimal places!
What do I do?!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# write to this address:
random number generation is us
7 Severn Street
Wilsdon Green
London

enclose a 15 pound note torn in half.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I only have a six pound note!
*cries*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Kill someone and steal theirs.
Best of all the solutions.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)